9 thing

the 9 thing, is the moment at which a programme starts on E4, and a large number of 16-25 year olds tune in.

Also, a 9 thinger, somebody who tunes in at said time, to said channel.

The O.C, Smallville, Invasion blah blah

"What are you doing tonight?"
"Its Monday, E4 of course"
"Ah, so your a 9 thinger"

by ollie_h May 25, 2006

Thin Lizzy

A very thinly rolled joint. Usually for conserving weed, trying out the weed, concealing the joint, or for fun.

Dealer: "I rolled a thin lizzy so you could try out this new shit. It tastes like cheese."
Buyer: "It does taste like cheese, I'll take an eigth"

Friend: "I was almost out of weed so I rolled a thin lizzy"
Friend 2: "Oh good idea"

by QuadWhore December 31, 2010

Thing

Believed to have been invented by non other than Dave Rollins himself, thing is a word to replace all nouns none to man.

Note that thing is never plural.

Send all them thing to warwickshire.

Have you got thing.

by Dict-o-man September 30, 2003

thin mints

when you put a thin mint into a girls vergina and then eat her out and you taste the mint

Kyle used the thin mints technique on alyssa

by Master T. Bating December 23, 2008

The Bad Thing

Erectile dysfunction; the inability of a man to achieve or maintain an erection sufficient for his sexual needs or the needs of his partner.

John: You fuck lucy last night?
Matt: Not exactly...
John: how come dude
Matt: you know man, the bad thing happened

by shhh566556 February 15, 2009

Shiny Thing

1. n, Simple and prominent distraction.

2. n, Focus of Positive Intent, Happy Thought, Generally good-vibe target goal.

Occasional usage, but widespread among the furry community as imitation of behavior of magpies, raccoons, ferrets, etc.

1. I've got this project that's due Monday, but... Ooo, a Shiny Thing!

2. You may as well admit, now that you've got your new toy, you've found your Shiny Thing.

by Infinity Squared December 27, 2008