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Vancouver Autism Theory

Anyone who isn't from Vancouver, Canada, has observed a peculiar trend among those who are born and raised there. Native Vancouverites often come across as cold, socially awkward, envious, insecure and gossipy. Additionally, many of the men exhibit notably feminine traits.

Some of their preferred pastimes involve gossiping about friends behind their backs, fabricating stories about them, and sitting with their legs crossed in a typically feminine manner. It's also uncommon to find one who is over 6 feet tall, and many have either chubby or scrawny build.

Everyone not from Vancouver seems to think they are insecure autistic weirdos
the vancouver autism theory is correct, look at stu crossing his legs like a girl
by Isabel <3 November 20, 2024
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Risku theory

Talks a lot about kernel but when it's time for him to go he pulls out the skidding pack aka voyager + an ioctl driver he skidded from gh.
Risku theory.
Risku what does mmcopyvirtualmemory do?
by 13371488 November 13, 2025
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J name theory

The J name theory is that every (straight) girl has been wronged by at least one J-named ex. Men with J names are usually toxic and manipulative.
Taylor Swift is a prime example of the J name theory
by grrrlhood June 2, 2024
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Dead Internet Theory

90% common in youtube shorts comments, these are mostly found in brainrot and content farm channels and shorts, mostly these comments are a bunch of 0 iq shitty stupid dumb ai bot. comments like (heart emoji x3) ofofof i love wenda, yes, LIKE IF YOU LOVE SPRUNKI (like beggar emoji) hi really bonkie, hope this shit ends
dead internet theory. aaaaaaaa, heart emoji, wenda x gray ships which sucks.. gibberish comments, etc
by The roblox maxwell cat :) March 3, 2025
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round pastry theory

The round pastry theory is commonly found in the RC airplane community. The theory states that consuming any sort of round pastry prior to a flight test will gauruntee a shit show. ESC’s are prone to exploding when round pastry’s have been consumed.

The theory dates back to 2014
Friend: *Starts to eat a donut*
Other friend: “DUDE WHAT ARE YOU DOING? The Round Pastry theory says you eating that donut just garunteed our RC MIG will crash.”
by NoBiscuits November 1, 2017
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The White Thug Theory

A theory that states that the longer a white teenager lives in privilege and wealth, the more likely the individual yearns for the hood and poverty. A "white thug" refers to a white teenager that lives in an extremely loving and wealthy family, yet still throws up gang signs and says "cuh" frequently.
"That kid lives in a mansion, but he still sings Carti and yearns for gang violence. He is the epitome of The White Thug Theory."
by qwerts1050 May 14, 2024
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