by jizzflavoredjuulpods July 25, 2022
Valley Swim Club - Nestled at the bottom of Pikes Peak, just a stone throw away from Rock Ledge Ranch. This is the only private swim club on earth where drunk volley ball playing is expected almost every night while moving at a speed any faster than a walk is grounds for getting kicked out. The only thing worse than getting sunburned here due to long sun exposure in the hot June afternoons is having to walk barefoot across the rock covered parking lot that would usually be found in prison courtyards. Glass is not allowed at all but if you feel like bringing your kid who can’t follow a single established rule, then by all means, feel free! The lifeguards job of watching the other kids in the pool isn’t simply enough and they would proudly accept the duty of babysitting your misbehaving child for the 7 hours you leave them. The industrial sized grills provided to you will be the perfect way to feed your family on summer nights and when finished, please leave the gas on. Multiple signs will instruct otherwise, please disregard these. The VSC staff is always ready to welcome you on the raining, fourty degree afternoons, for you to swim, prompting them to sit in the rain and watch as you take your daily 43819728937 laps around the pool. It’s never a dull day at the swim club and the members invite you to bring your family as guests for a reasonable $5/person. Yes, this includes those who have never been in any body of water deeper that your home bathtub.
by VSC1111 April 03, 2018
A Home or an apartment filled with 12 or more guys with their dicks out ready for sexual intercourse
by MarfiaStrikes October 14, 2015
Full of idiotic A-hole guys who only want pics and then block you
Good at sports but the worst guys imaginable
Ytf are they so well off?
Good at sports but the worst guys imaginable
Ytf are they so well off?
by LearningGuitarplayingdude January 07, 2022
The local mall in Buck’s County. At one point it was nice, but has gone extremely downhill in recent years. If you go there today, you will be greeted by empty shelves, dirt, extremely shady looking stores, a stand which sells vapes (and most likely worse drugs), and literal human shit on the floor.
“Do you want to go the Oxford Valley Mall?”
“No, that’s gross!”
“I just pooped in the middle of the mall!!”
“No, that’s gross!”
“I just pooped in the middle of the mall!!”
by Lmaohi7 May 16, 2019
A school in Pennsylvania that has a lot of thottys. If you haven’t lost your V card, had a kid, or dated your cousins by the time you are 14 you don’t go there. You
Person 1: did you hear about that girl who get pregnant?
Person2: be more specific... we go to pregnant valley
Person2: be more specific... we go to pregnant valley
by Youllneverguess January 27, 2019
An act of draining the lizard with a partner. One partner sits down facing the tank of the toilet while the other proceeds to urinate down the first partners anal crevice.
by ShlankDaddy20 February 14, 2022