A new massively multiplayer online role-playing game (MMORPG) made by Turbine featuring the world of The Lord of The Rings by Sir John Ronald Reuel Tolkien also known as J.R.R. Tolkien. As known as LOTRO, the real name is The Lord of the Rings Online : Shadows of Angmar. The game features itself in Eriador (the region extending from the Shire to the Misty Mountains and including Angmar) where you can be one of 4 races containing the Elves, the Hobbits, Men and Dwarves.
This game could rival World of Warcraft and it is not as addictive as WoW yet. LOTRO will more than anything annoy you with all the different quests and deeds to accomplish, and if you ever enter the Shire, you will leave with a death wish for all those annoying hobbits who cannot do anything by themselves and must ask you to endanger you life for absolutely pointless thing, with useless food as reward.
This game could rival World of Warcraft and it is not as addictive as WoW yet. LOTRO will more than anything annoy you with all the different quests and deeds to accomplish, and if you ever enter the Shire, you will leave with a death wish for all those annoying hobbits who cannot do anything by themselves and must ask you to endanger you life for absolutely pointless thing, with useless food as reward.
Hobbit (NPC of the Lord of the Rings Online): Hello stranger, I killed a deer with my sling, but a bear came and took off with the deer carcass to the bears-den up north. Would you accept to go retrieve my precious sling?
You: What? But they're bears! They will tear me up and devour my corpse! Aw heck, I'll do it.
*Goes to the bear's den and comes back after many deaths and torn limbs.*
You: There! I have your sling! Now give me my reward!
Hobbit: Oh! Thank you stranger! Here are some boiled carrots for your brave efforts.
You: What? But they're bears! They will tear me up and devour my corpse! Aw heck, I'll do it.
*Goes to the bear's den and comes back after many deaths and torn limbs.*
You: There! I have your sling! Now give me my reward!
Hobbit: Oh! Thank you stranger! Here are some boiled carrots for your brave efforts.
by Playingood June 16, 2007
Pronunciation: \ˈriŋ ˈnä-kər\
Function: noun
Date: 21st Century
: young male that fancies, pleasures, and/or promotes the sexual gratification of married, older women commonly referred to as "cougars" : the doer of dirty deeds to dilettante dames : a weekday afternoon tennis pro : a successful divorce attorney : a pool boy entrepreneur : intelligent, efficient, and industrious young student burdened by debt : a "plan B" kind of a guy : a "plan Z" kind of guy : participant in awesomeness
Function: noun
Date: 21st Century
: young male that fancies, pleasures, and/or promotes the sexual gratification of married, older women commonly referred to as "cougars" : the doer of dirty deeds to dilettante dames : a weekday afternoon tennis pro : a successful divorce attorney : a pool boy entrepreneur : intelligent, efficient, and industrious young student burdened by debt : a "plan B" kind of a guy : a "plan Z" kind of guy : participant in awesomeness
by blingblongbling March 16, 2010
After dating for 10 months, Jane began showing symptoms of Restless Ring Syndrome. Luckily, Fred finally gave her an engagement ring, so Jane resumed having sex with him.
by CavsFan May 03, 2010
Interstate 285, the beltway around Atlanta, Georgia. So-called because Atlanta is a majority black city with an African American mayor and thus is characterized as "The Congo," a large country in Africa. (Trucker usage)
"I'm a-heading to Charlotte, good-buddy, speedballing all the way on 85."
"Roger, that. Due to traffic conditions south-southeast, which is blocked up tighter than a faggot's ass during a Sunday sermon, I suggest you take the northern artery of the Ring Around the Congo."
"Roger that, good buddy."
"Roger, that. Due to traffic conditions south-southeast, which is blocked up tighter than a faggot's ass during a Sunday sermon, I suggest you take the northern artery of the Ring Around the Congo."
"Roger that, good buddy."
by Guy Lazarus March 01, 2006
Refers to a female with red ring marks on her chest from guys trying to keep her away with a ten foot pole.
A: Heather is a red ring girl.
B: red ring girl?
A: Yeah, shes gross. She wont fucking leave me alone. I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole...I'm gonna need a longer pole.
B: red ring girl?
A: Yeah, shes gross. She wont fucking leave me alone. I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole...I'm gonna need a longer pole.
by Lenny isnt my real name January 26, 2009
The gaze used in the LOR trilogy to denote a solemn moment, because we couldn't tell from the very subtle soundtrack.
Stephen fixed his Lord of the Rings stare on Justine, as if to tell her he wasn't joking. She never told him that this idiotic maneuver was the reason she broke up with him.
by Felix the territorial cat February 17, 2008
Something that eventually will happen once to anyone that has an XBOX360, if not a few times, also known as RROD
Guy: I had to wait 20 days just to get my 360 back
Other Guy: Why?
Guy: Because it has the Red Ring of Death
Other guy: u phail!!11!!1!!
Other Guy: Why?
Guy: Because it has the Red Ring of Death
Other guy: u phail!!11!!1!!
by Me McMe-erson October 15, 2007