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mud flaps

a homo only has balls because it prevents getting shit all over the rest of thier body.
by James Lowe February 12, 2005
mugGet the mud flapsmug.

Mud Mask

When a person shits in a womens vagina and then eats her out.
Last night I gave her a Mud Mask and my face still smells like shit.
by Manotaur December 30, 2007
mugGet the Mud Maskmug.

mud flaps

The luscious protruding inner lips of a woman's vagina which is men’s favorite part to suck on during oral sex.
These inner lips are particularly sensitive and touching them makes the woman orgasm.
The inner lips of some genetically blessed women grow larger during puberty.
The inner labia of the majority of women more or less protrude beyond the outer labia but since the protruding lips are considered too sexy (too graphic) for soft porn, the guidelines mandate digital removal of these parts before getting them published. So virgin guys who are used to jerking off to porn pussies are not aware of this trait of real-life pussies.
1.My girl’s mud flaps can kiss my dick at the same time she’s kissing my lips. It makes me and her madly horny!!!

2.I love rolling my wife’s mud flaps around in my mouth. Sucking on those juicy pussy-lips sends me and her to heaven!

3.Mike doesn’t know how sex works. I laughed so hard at that virgin dude when he said he thought girls can get their mud flaps stretched out during sex hahaaaaaa
by smartyass March 24, 2010
mugGet the mud flapsmug.

Bloody mud

As your eating a girls ass just light a fire cracker and slip it in.Then watch bloody shit ooze out.
Hey,you know that bitch stacey made her get some bloody mud last night.It was fucking all over like a new coat of paint on the wall
by The danish’s plate May 11, 2019
mugGet the Bloody mudmug.

Mud snake

Normally describes a gay man, because he is usually engaging in anal sex, therefore; sticking his snake in the mud. But it may also describe a straight man who enjoys anal sex more as opposed to vaginal sex
Dan: "Man, I can't believe Chris was a mud snake all these years"
Kyle: "Yeah good for him though, for being who he is"
Dan: "For sure, once a mud snake always a mud snake"
by Karen Shakespeare June 4, 2022
mugGet the Mud snakemug.

mud shower

When a girl, during kinky sexual escapades, decides to lay you down, stand over you and let loose a torrent of diarrhea all over your face.
"The sex started great, until she decided to give me a mud shower"
by Laurel Hard-on June 13, 2017
mugGet the mud showermug.

dirty mud

Dirty Mud is a man with coarse curly hair who wears his ex girlfriends bracelets while riding dirt bikes in the woods. He loves jumping on men.
by Jack Arc April 12, 2020
mugGet the dirty mudmug.

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