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Canada's History

The act of dumping an entire jug of maple syrup on the Stanley Cup and shoving said cup, up the anus. Abnormally large, preferably freshly molted moose antlers are then used as pliers to drop the Canadian cuisine Poutine down the mouth of a young Canadian woman. Beavers are optional.

It is illegal in 54 United States.
Broseph, last night I studied up on some of Canada's History with my girlfriend, Darcy, last night, aye.

Colbert made me do this.
by Butt Sweat February 4, 2010
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Canada's History

What I'd like to do to Stephen Colbert.

Also known as 'The Aristocrats'.
"Stephen Colbert is so hot. I'd like to Canada's History him all night long.
by Henrietta Huggins VIII February 5, 2010
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Canada's History

1. You know, that's how the plague started back in the day. From a little disgusting bird bath in someone's back yard, and rats made sex to birds in it and created a whole new type of aids.
2. Vagina Ghonaherpasiphilaids ass shit cunt fuck motherfucker tits cocksucker piss out my asshole
3. Formerly "The Beaver". A longstanding Canadian magazine.
1. Canada's History is dirty.
2. I gave your mom Canada's History. It involved moose antlers, maple syrup, and the Stanley cup.
3. I wish Canada's history was still The Beaver so I could giggle as I read about hockey and snow.
by jimmystheman February 4, 2010
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Canada fuck boy

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all the way to canada

Sex so hard, intense and lustful it not just a homerun, it's all the way to Canada.
"How far did you get with Stacy?"
"We went all the way to canada, bro."
by Mightaswellbecanadian May 12, 2014
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reasons to be proud of canada

-Canada is awesome
-Perfect balance of hot and cold
-Tim Hortons
-Good Healthcare systems
-Best maple syrup there is
-Invented hockey, the telephone and lightbulb
-Bear paws
-Queue de Castor (Beaver tales, they are amazing)
-Poutine
-The colors are beautiful
-One of the most diverse and accepting countries in the world
-2nd largest land mass in the world
-Fought in world war l and ll, fought in the American revolutionary war proving that were not sissies that all the stereotypes say we are
-We don't carry around guns, were not psycho
-Choose to solve problems with conversation and debate instead of immediate war.

Overall, Canada is arguably the best country in the world. Even with all the stereotypes
Friend- What's a reason to be proud of Canada?
Me- There's more than one. But, Canada doesn't need a reason to be awesome. It just is.

Reasons to be proud of Canada- A sentence you use to ask a Canadian why Canada is so amazing.
by éva October 26, 2020
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