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Christian Cramblit

Christian Cramblit is gay
by Roblox player October 29, 2019
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Sophie & Christian

The best couple that will ever be known!
“Hey have you heard about Sophie & Christian?”

“Yes! They are so perfect for each other
by Chrwis October 1, 2023
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christian godino

christian godino, aka “SMACKKYCHRIS” one of the best upcoming indie artists ❤️ 🩹
christian godino “smackkychris” makes amazing music
by xansel July 17, 2022
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Christian Johnson

Christian is by far the finest male at Bossier High School. He’s multi talented and good at anything he does. His rap name is “Muletti” and he’s the next big thing!
Billy: Man I wish I could be Christian Johnson
Jake: ONG!
by NunButFax March 3, 2022
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Super Christian

A person of the Christian faith that tends to take it to extremes in such a way as to threaten on, insult, or get into the face of people that are not christian. Generally these people are "frowned" upon in the media eye but are praised by high up christian. Also they tend to annoy people to the point of which they bend their victims to their will. Best way to get rid of one is to say you worship Satan and tell them to leave or be cursed with demon magic. (this tends to make them run but do not do this to a door to door Super Christian because they will mass around your house and attempt to "release demon within you" Aka kill you)
Super Christian: YOU BETTER BELIEVE IN JESUS AND PRAY TO GOD OR YOU WILL BE DAMNED TO HELL AND I WILL SEND YOU THEIR WITH MY JESUS STICK. *Brandishes a 2x4 with jesus painted on it*

Person: Ok dude I believe just chill out jeez.

Super Christian: Good, have a Jesus cookie.
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Christian music

although good for moms, you will often go to sleep with this music if you're used to pop, rap, and rock. the singers are good, but they lack in style.
blonde soccer mom: let's listen to the radio!
cool son: star 94?
blonde soccer mom: no, I wanna listen to casting crowns and toby mac!
cool son: aw come on, I've been listening to that crap since i was a baby! can we PLEASE listen to Taio Cruz?
blonde soccer mom: no Jesus isn't mentioned in it. It's permenantly Christian music.
by Blakepwner January 25, 2011
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Christian music

Music that is very inspiring for Christians, most people except it to sound like "Oh praise ye Holy Father... praise ye!" but it really just sounds like most music.
by A random somebody July 18, 2008
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