A day in which we celebrate being single, screw valentines day! A day in which you just get beyond drunk and can bang whoever you want with no ramifications, because it's singles day! Singles day is only to be celebrated in the summer in which beaches, beer, bikinis, shots and sweaty nights are prime. So screw valentines lets get drunk and celebrate singles day!
"Dude you know she was like a 2"
"It's singles day and I just took 4 keg stands"
"That's legit"
"He has a girlfriend, you know."
"I don't care it's singles day, screw it"
"It's singles day and I just took 4 keg stands"
"That's legit"
"He has a girlfriend, you know."
"I don't care it's singles day, screw it"
by ScrewValentines February 11, 2010
Get the Singles Daymug. Stuffing-your-face-day - in the US the 4th Thursday in November - in Canada the second Monday in October. Basically to celebrate the Pilgrim's slaughtering of the Indians year after year.
One Maerican: What are you thankful for?
Other American: I am thankful for the help and all the food the Pequot Indians gave us when we started settling this land. What are you thankful for?
One American: I am thankful for slaughtering those very same Indians only a few years after!
Other American: I am thankful for the help and all the food the Pequot Indians gave us when we started settling this land. What are you thankful for?
One American: I am thankful for slaughtering those very same Indians only a few years after!
by Ghostwriter4u November 26, 2003
Get the Thanksgiving Daymug. by pcoffron April 10, 2021
Get the Maddie Daymug. The day formerly known as monday which is no longer the worst day but in fact the best day for it is the day you buy lottery tickets and have orgies
by Slapchoppin December 8, 2009
Get the Lorgy Daymug. A day where upperclassmen "hunt" down freshman. Usually occurs around the second week of school or homecoming. They usually ziptie book bags shut, hit them, draw on them and so on. It's a way of saying "welcome to highschool"
by Skaterstan13 October 19, 2015
Get the freshman daymug. A website which features a single item every day, generally at a lower than average cost. This item is generally available for 24 hours, or until it is sold out (whichever comes first). Often, "deal a day" sites focus one one category of merchandise such as electronics.
David: "Dude! Check out the surround sound system I got from woot.com!"
Billy: "What's woot.com?"
David: "Only the greatest 'deal a day' website EVER!"
Billy: "What's woot.com?"
David: "Only the greatest 'deal a day' website EVER!"
by Mr.3d PHD March 11, 2008
Get the deal a daymug. Those days when EVERYONE decides to come and talk to you about their problems and ask you for advice.
by GreenBlizzard April 6, 2011
Get the Guru daymug.