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Tank

a girl who wears no other make-up, but a shitload of every eye make-up product in the world.
That bitch is a tank!

Carly looks like a major tank!

I hate tanks!
by bunniecakes96 September 14, 2012
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Friendship Gas Tank

The metaphorical container that holds all the liberties in a friendship. Occasionally needs refilling to keep the friendship in a proper give-take equilibrium. Can be refilled by one friend giving the other friend food, alcohol, sexual favors, money, rides, or even filling their actual gas tank.
Molly: "Mike, can you drive me around to do some errands today?"

Mike: "It's been a while since you filled up the friendship gas tank..."

Molly: "What if I buy you Taco Bell?"

Mike: "Deal"
by Mike the LCB August 3, 2012
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tank tough

A term for a phony tough guy who acts like he owns the gym. Often smells bad from wearing the same clothes and cant wipe his own ass and has cheesy tattoos. Will use steroids, plastic surgery and any other short cut to impress people. While most people snicker behind their back you often find him posing in pictures with his shirt off and looking in the mirror thinking he's an adonis.
Check out that guy in the skull t-shirt grunting and slamming weights on the ground, hes tank tough.
by RRDawg March 16, 2011
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Tank

Verb. To take a flying leap into waters of unknown depth, landing in a belly flop with your arms stretched wide, and legs together.
Tank: *Splash*
Tallan: "Dude you just totally invented Tanking!!"
by miniLeader August 8, 2011
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Cutie-tank

1. Cutie-tanks are always very cute and loveable, they have never said a bad thing about anyone. Although they think that they are not very good at most things they usually excel at EVERYTHING that they do. Cutie-tanks always have some form of martial arts behind them, which makes them lethal weapons... they should not be messed with. Cutie-tanks always come with a best friend who will threaten to beat any boy who hurts their Cutie-tank to the ground with bricks in their purse. Cutie-tanks have amazing personalities and are extremely beautiful inside and out, they know themselves and always try and help others. Supportive and understanding a true Cutie-tank will never let her friends feel like they are alone, even if they are being inconsolable morons who constantly complain about an ex that they dated for under two months. Altogether amazing. Usually are named Bianca.
Ex:

Guy 1: Holy crap did you see that cute girl kick that guys ass for being mean to her best friend?!

Guy 2: Yeah! She's awesome! I think her name is Bianca

Guy 1: Must be a Cutie-tank
by SmartChick18 November 14, 2011
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Tank

A grave digger. A nicca who cares about people. Don’t cheat. Love hot wings. Never break sumbody heart. A funny person. A quite but ready for anything person. Tank is just a good person.
Tank love his family.
by Johnotan November 23, 2021
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tinky tank

The drugged version of tinky winky with steroids.
Me: Who's tinky tank?
Him: The drugged version of tinky winky with steroids.
Me: OK👍
by Imthehamman May 24, 2023
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