special delivery

After having sex with a girl, take a shit in her bed whiles she's sleeping and leave.

Man i fucked this girl last night and left her the special delivery right before i left.

by loogy888 November 27, 2006

special k

Special K is slang for Ketamine. A Drug that can be found at most vet's. Ketamine is used to knock out horse. When used on humnas the body has no control and no feeling. You can find more about Special K by listening to PLACEBO. Special K is also a song on the album Black Market Music.

1. Hey little girl? Do you want a bowl of Special K?
2. Track 3 on the album Black Market Music by PLACEBO

by Artistic_person August 15, 2005

special sauce

A sauce, found at all good takeaway outlets. Made from ketchup, mayo, salad cream (the more the more salad cream the cheaper and nastyer tasting it is).... and quite possibly spunk, depending on the outlet

'would you like any sauces to complement that tasty burger?'

by Sam October 11, 2004

Midnight Special

Noun. 1. An urgent, extremely uncomfortable diarrhea attack that happens in the middle of the night, usually resulting from a night of drinking and Mexican food. 2. Waking up in the middle of the night to make a painful bowel movement. Inspired by the CCR hit song of the same name.

I didn't sleep well last night, I had a visit from the Midnight Special.

by artrock80 February 27, 2009

brownbag special

When a man poops on a girl's forehead then t-bags her causing his balls to turn brown.

"I had to wash my ballsac after giving Jenny the brownbag special last night."

by Austindiesel December 19, 2008

special moment

specific moment in time. not whole moment but part of it.

"In this very special moment"

by SkorpEN April 18, 2010

handyman's special

something in desperate need of repair that is acquired for a bargain price, especially a house

Those conditions make my house look like a handyman's special.

by The Return of Light Joker January 13, 2011