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Scooter Chav

This is a version of a chav. They can be seen scooting around the estate in their full Adidas tracksuit, and are often seen scooting with a can of boost or some form of alcohol. They may post a video of their scooting skills on Instagram, but they will get very mad if it gets under 150 likes.
What to do if a scooter chav approaches you:
Run. For. Your. Life.
Scooter chavs are very intimidating, they may throw their scooter or an empty beer bottle at you if you are not. careful.
"Run! It's a scooter chav!!"
"I'm scared of scooter chavs"
by Popiiiiiiiii June 9, 2019
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Shnootyflopper

A fairly common disorder that causes those suffering to be unable to withstand the temptation of making societally-deemed inappropriate jokes, often in settings where they should not do so. Some popular examples include, "That's what she said", "Your mom", and so forth.
I'm sorry ma'am, I didnt mean to say your mom checks me out better than you check out my groceries, but I suffer from shnootyflopper.
by Sassyscoot June 24, 2019
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scootish

another typo by adam, means "Scottish"
i'm a scootish boy from scooterland
by bebbermint July 14, 2019
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Scoot

One who is antisocial and awkward as shit. Enjoys video games, board games, and interaction with other Scoots or Scootets
Did you hear that scoot talk about his melee
by Pseudernym November 25, 2019
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scootdooppidoopkaz

omg scootdooppidoopkaz
by KatXZ May 15, 2020
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Scoot

Hey watch out for scoot he likes to sniff hair
by Saint Wumples September 23, 2020
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