Brandan smashed one out at the computer while watching MILF porn at 7am before any of his coworkers arrived at work.
by Nope not me October 18, 2018
Get the Smashed one outmug. The act of fucking someone so hard it turns into to an Allmight and Deku gang bang.
But seriously watch the damn movie pussy, best movie ever aeeeeeeewggghhh 😫😫😫😫
But seriously watch the damn movie pussy, best movie ever aeeeeeeewggghhh 😫😫😫😫
Me and my friend fucked a girl so hard that it became a DOUBLE DETROIT SMASH. but seriously watch the movie.
by TTDAMD October 20, 2018
Get the Double detroit smashmug. a really smelly and garbage man
his cum tastes garbage and his dick is 2 mm
he gives the worst blowjobs and puts milk before cereal
his cum tastes garbage and his dick is 2 mm
he gives the worst blowjobs and puts milk before cereal
fordashy smashes bitches, well uhh, umm, gulp gulp gulp, also you are Floccinaucinihilipilification, anyways bye bitch
by fordashy is gay December 8, 2022
Get the fordashy smashes bitchesmug. 1. when you are so astounded, exited, or angry at or about something or someone that you have a seizure on top of your keyboard.
2. a subtle way to tell if someone is a part of the LGBTQ+
2. a subtle way to tell if someone is a part of the LGBTQ+
1: Astounded/Exited/Angry Keyboard Smash/Keysmash
Person 1: Hey look at this picture of a cute cat
Person 2: KUHYJTFGDTYJ&HTFHYBUHJGTVBYJKHBVYUHIUBY
2: Gay Keyboard Smash/Keysmash
Person 1: *says something funny*
(Gay) Person 2: ASKSJHBSGVBABHNJHB
Person 1: Hey look at this picture of a cute cat
Person 2: KUHYJTFGDTYJ&HTFHYBUHJGTVBYJKHBVYUHIUBY
2: Gay Keyboard Smash/Keysmash
Person 1: *says something funny*
(Gay) Person 2: ASKSJHBSGVBABHNJHB
by SeaNoodle March 24, 2023
Get the Keyboard smash/Keysmashmug. Not minecraft, not Smash bros. It's SUPER SMASH FLASH!!! The one game that you dont have to pay money for, and is fun!!! If you think this is advertising, then you're a real kid that knows the game!! Share it with youre friends so they dont pay for Smash like an idiot or get some dollar tree Bop it! Schoove on some kids for no reason online or against your friends offline. No Friends? Then get one, you lowly scum!
by GetStraightBlasted February 17, 2021
Get the Super Smash Flashmug. by Theunknownmanz January 11, 2018
Get the smash my grapesmug. The act of atomically deconstructing the structure of ones penis. It is a common joke among chemical engineers, and is also irreversible.
Chemist 1: What happened last night after the party! My dick looks like an infected clitoris!
Chemist 2: Josh had a successful round of Quantum Dick Smashing with you last night!
Chemist 2: Josh had a successful round of Quantum Dick Smashing with you last night!
by ablasteddburrito March 29, 2013
Get the Quantum Dick Smashingmug.