Mayflower Secondary School

A decent school

Basics in Mayflower Secondary School : ax2 + bx + c = 0

by LongKia August 20, 2021

Second Butt Hole

Invented by Thomas Jefferson in 1796, the Second Butt Hole is an additional anus created in order to alternate pooping. While maximizing efficiency, the Second Butt Hole also provides relief to the primary butt hole, so that you don't get sore from all that pooping.

The Second Butt Hole is most famous from its appearance in the film Titanic. Ben Stiller has also reported being an avid fan of the Second Butt Hole.

"Man I was so wasted last night, I was shitting all morning. Thank God I have the Second Butt Hole"

by Minerva McGonagall May 10, 2009

Seconds

swallowing your own puke

you have seconds when you throw up in your mouth a little bit and then swallow it

by modus filipandi July 12, 2011

eskimo second-cousins

two people who find out they have masturbated to the same person

"Dude I just jacked off to Tori Black, she is so fucking hot.

Dude...me too.

No way...we're eskimo second-cousins!"

by kgodwins August 1, 2011

Northern Secondary School

Northern Secondary School, or Northern S.S is a school on Mt. Pleasant ave in toronto ontario! Merely a block from North Toronto C.I, Northern is a school with a much better range of courses (you can take ceramics wtf) clubs and of course kids! Usually thought of as sketchy cause all the kids sesh and the bathrooms smell like weed and there’s gum under all the desks and good luck finding a washroom without creepy writing, Northern is actually a fun school with a shit ton of kids (good luck remembering if Jake T or Jake S is in ur bio class or if Jake R is in ur chem class) most of the teachers are real chill and will like u if u put in some effort! all in all, although some people think northerners are sketchy drug dealers/drama kids, 98% of kids who go are actually your everyday entitled kids

Jessie: What school do you go to?
Lily: Northern Secondary School
Jessie: Sick brah

by ahahasarahaha October 11, 2018

Riverside Secondary School

not actually next to a river. somewhat labelled as the best school in woodlands but actually quite mediocre. only special for their iPads and apple pen. maybe to add on their "lgbt" theme for the 30th anniversary. remembering shanti countlessly saying the school spent half a million on the fake grass and then budget went to shit. has their own school dance too but lets be real you only do it if your friends are sibei onz. they should stop painting the walls too making the school look like a kindergarten. overall a meh school, teachers are okay but really we dont have any flavour except free yogurt/fruits on the healthy bites friday thingies if that still exists.

felicia: what secondary school are you from?
karen: riverside secondary school!
felicia: wheres that sia
karen: walao

by macamlolsia August 23, 2021

5 Seconds of Summer

Band members: Calum Hood, Luke Hemmings , Ashton Irwin and Michael Clifford started by posting YouTube videos of themselves doing covers. They gained more popularity when going on tour with One Direction. They started Sounds Live Feels Live tour shortly after their album Sounds Good Feels Good was released.

When you are reading a Wattpad fanfic and
someone says something about 5 Seconds of Summer:

Me: 5SOS af
Stupid Girl: What is 5SOS
5SOS fam 1: get outta here
5SOS fam 2: You didn't just say that
5SOS fam 3: Oh My Hemmo, what areyou doing with your life gurl...

by xoxo Meg July 23, 2016