Japanese spider crab

A crab crafted by satan and is the subject of nightmares everywhere.

OH SHIT japanese spider crab NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOpe nope nope nope nope nope nope...

by nope#138949182 September 17, 2020

Bernie Sanders 2016

A spinoff of Arabian goggles, except as the man is resting his nuts on the woman’s eyes, she puts a cigarette out on his balls. It’s sure to be a smokin’ hot time!

Howie thought he’d be funny by surprising me with some Arabian goggles, but I fired back with the Bernie Sanders 2016.

by Sweller September 24, 2020

jelly spider pancake

When you break every single bone in somebodies body.

"If you so much as leave a scratch on my wife I will break every single one of your bones till you are nothing but a jelly spider pancake"

by idk man red kinda sus October 6, 2020

wesley sanders

The messiah

Wesley sanders is the messiah

by Ava the awesome October 30, 2020

Lint Spider

When lint falls out off your asscrack

“Jerry had lint spiders all up in him crack”

by Papertowelroll February 4, 2021

Harry Sanders

A Harry sanders is a smart, caring and one of the most kindest people you’ll ever meet. His strengths are that he is constantly focussed on the future and he has really good morals and the only weakness is that he lets his anxieties get in the way of his potential. He has commitment issues and they can be a karmic partner since you learn so much from you though. But other than than his replies being too slow and forgets you exist sometimes, Harry sanders deserves the world and will be very successful in the future!!

Even though some people mistake Harry’s for being boring the more you get to know them the more you realise there is never a dull moment with them! They are the most comforting and protective people and will never fail to make anyone feel protected and happy. They have pure intentions and a pure heart.

Someone : who is Harry sanders?

Me: OMG HARRY he willl get you through everything

by Milobenjordan14327 May 1, 2021