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this is so sad

something a certain person says because they picked it up from their oldest brother
by .vexis. June 13, 2023
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Skyscraper Sadness

Definition: (n.)The depression or feelings of unhappiness that arise from living in a dense urban dwelling.

See also: big city blues, high rise heartache
Joe hated New York city. The packed subway system and endless concrete gave him the worst case of Skyscraper sadness.
by Salie Davis May 9, 2021
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Jack the Sad

The inevitable fate of Jack the Lads as they slowly approach the age of 30, or more easily described as the decline in sexual success an otherwise attractive and overly-confident single man will experience as they refuse to settle down and act their age. Once being a symbol of youth and sex appeal, they have now evolved into a sad yet persistent memory of their early peak. While Jack the Lad is considered a British term, Jack the Sads can be of any nationality.
The first symptoms usually start at age 25, however most Jack the Sads are oblivious of their decline until the age of 28. The most commonly recognised symptoms include a lack of lads nights as many of the lads begin maturing and getting married, being less likely to pull the young and blonde birds they are often stubbornly attracted to and not being able to relate to neither their own age group nor the younger generation.
Jack the Sads are victims of lad culture, which prides young men in being careless and sleeping with as many conventionally attractive women as possible. Their over-indulgence in the ingrained hookup culture has made it increasingly difficult to form meaningful relationships with women and thus they are often afraid of commitment as they struggle to see women as more than something to be had.
In order for Jack the Sads to recover, they must first go through the 7 stages of grief before taking the steps to improve themselves to find true companionship and meaning in life beyond sex.
Guy: So, can I buy you a drink or should we cut to the chase?
Girl: Nah you're alright, you look about 30.
Guy: Age is just a number, but I would say you're a ten
Girl: I'm 18 you creep, go after someone your own age, Jack the sad!
by hardlysentient July 16, 2020
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Sad

When your friend is sad you should send a twerking video
Rachel: Oh sam is sad we should send him a twerking video.
by Randysavage123 November 9, 2021
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Sad pocket

When ur really looking forward to eating dinner when you get home, and turns out horrible. So then in your grieving state you're forced to eat a hot pocket = sad pocket
My dinner turned out so horrible, I had to make a sad pocket instead
by Luvz131313 February 1, 2021
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Sad Pad

A home, apartment, condo, or other living quarters that is inhabited by one or more occupants without relationships. In some instances, a cat is included.
Person 1: hey, do you want to go to Bo's house?
Person 2: nah, it's just him and his cat.
Person 1: yeah it's a regular sad pad.
by Thesadpad March 10, 2017
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Steven Sadness

Jordan is being such a Steven Sadness right now
by wherethepuckisthefuck August 7, 2024
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