side salad

Marijuana

Dude, I have the munchies and serious cotton mouth. I've been smoking too much side salad!

by PostalMonk April 2, 2009

Boner Salad

1). A euphemism for life being unfair or difficult. A play on "If life gives you lemons, make lemonade" except with dicks.

2). A bad custom order at a diner.

1). Guy 1: Man, when Life gives you lemons, I guess you have to make lemonade.

Guy 2: Yeah, and if life gives you boners, make a boner salad!
Guy 1: What the hell are you talking about?
Guy 2: Uhh...

2). "I thought the waitress would have laughed when I ordered the boner salad. At least I know I'm never going back to that restaurant again.

by Pyro Pete August 4, 2010

greek salad

The result of ejaculating semen into a partner's eyes.

"After she blew me, I gave the bitch a greek salad. I totally greeked her."

by Josh Dingus February 12, 2008

tossin a taco salad

licking a dirty mexican dude's asshole

Karen caught me tossin a taco salad down by the border!

by Shel/Allie May 25, 2006

Toss My Salad

The act of one individual to perform a rim job on to another, this act can not involve the use of tongue, but circular movements with one's mouth. And can be widely associated with a chocolate pudding.

Julia: Now, I've had some meat, i would like some salad please?

Peter: Fuck Yesss, ' Toss My Salad Biattccch'

by Da boy! January 13, 2010

salad fingers

One who embodies the definition of creepy; one who caresses things in a creepy manner.

P: i caressed it
L: you are such a salad fingers

by margerine January 1, 2007