robertek

Czech slang word for dildo. Literally translates as ,,little Robert”.

Mami, ta kočka je Robertek!
Translated as
Mom, that cat is a dildo!

by FISTO THE SEX ROBOT November 24, 2020

robert pattinson day

On February 3, is Robert Pattinson day to appreciate he’s handsomeness so wear or show ur love for our king because he’s so hot

Me: do u know what day it is?
Person: no what day is it
Me: it’s Robert Pattinson day

by Hahwhwhhw28277363 January 16, 2021

Robert Zemla

This is the type of guy that hates simps and/or women. Roberts hold strong political views and take videogames a bit too seriously. Roberts are often into an activity known as "edging," a very shameful action that involves the male genitals. Often of Caucasian origin.

"you really just pulled a Robert Zemla"
"You're acting like such a Robert right now"
"Robert moment"

by v njdkzHvbsd fgjk;/wg January 17, 2021

Roger Dodger

The phrase "Roger Dodger" originated during World War II, and was verbally circulated throughout the United States military as a part of a story about a pilot or soldier that added his own flair to radio phraseology. The punch line of this story is, "Roger Dodger, you old codger!" The story was passed along by servicemen in all branches of the military.

- Pilot, I need you to land on that rice field!
- Roger Dodger

by L-Broskie February 28, 2021

Robert Dyas

Defined after the Robert Dyas advertisement.
When trying to be inclusive, but failing, really, really, really badly.

"Don't be so Robert Dyas about it."

by ZeeZeeB March 4, 2021

Robert

Someone who is currently Seksing ur mum

I hope Robert doesn't find my mum

by MumSekser March 9, 2021