Road Black

When a large group of black men or women stand up from a table all at the same time and begin to exchange long extended greetings involving there hands causing you to be unable to get past.

I was late to class because that table in the cafeteria road blacked me from getting through.

by firestorm618 September 24, 2012

the silk road

The act of ejaculating in the ridge that goes up the spine of a girl (or guy, if you're into that) who is laying down.
The person receiving is free to say they were "silk roaded".

"Hey dude, heard you gave that girl the silk road last night!"
"That guy totally silk roaded me last night"

by Kensean September 21, 2011

Zyzzyx Road

Probably the shittiest movie ever made. This movie was released in one small theater. Over the course of the six days thhis shitty movie was out, it made 30 dollars. The movie took about 300,000 to produce. In conclusion, its pathetic.

Hey did you see zyzzyx road last night?
Yeah i was one of the six idiots who went!

by Mountaineer Man February 12, 2010

road frontage

Road frontage is how much land You have or what you have in your pants.

Do you have good road frontage

by Road frontage August 23, 2017

Rocky Road

After performing extremely rough and dirty anal sex on a girl who ate peanuts the day before, the man goes from ass to mouth, inserting his shit stained penis inside the girls mouth until he blows his load. The resulting mixture of shit (chocolate ice cream with peanuts) and semen (marshmellow swirls) seemingly appears, but does not taste like Rocky Road ice cream.

I was so excited to see that Kayce ate peanuts the day before, my ass to mouth move resulted in a fantastic looking Rocky Road!

"You give them Redcoats hell, and you give their women Rocky Road." -- George Washington

by BeansWitBacon January 5, 2010

Road Head

When a male is driving a motor vehicle and recieves oral.

It was looking to be a long drive, so I asked my boyfriend, "Arthur, I'm bored, will you give me road head?" I leaned over and kissed him, making him softly moan. I licked for entrance to his mouth and he complied, and I explored the inside of his mouth, running my tongue across his teeth and dancing with his own. I was half-hard just from the kiss. He pulled away blushing and agreed to give the head. I refocused on the road, although my attention hitched as he pulled down the zipper with his teeth and pulled down the boxers over my erection with his hand. I gasped audibly as he licked sexily from base to tip then swallowed me all at once. Arthur began to move his head up and down, expertly deep throating me. Before long, my erection was weeping, and he was playing with the slit with his tongue. By this time, I was almost unable to keep the car going in a straight line, even though I had switched to cruise long before. "Arthur! I'm...g-going to...to-ahhh!" he started to moan against me, humming along to the song we had playing on the radio. The vibrations made it so I couldn't control myself. I came into his mouth screaming "Arthur!", and he expertly swallowed my orgasm. Then I looked up to correct my driving. I readjusted my trajectory and continued on course while Arthur used a Kleenex to wipe up the saliva and spillage still on myself. Arthur then leaned in to kiss me again and I could taste myself. Weakly, I mumbled, "I love you, Arthur." He smiled and kissed me again.

by Kiya White July 3, 2011