When a woman proposes to a man buy slobbing his knob if he says i do then they get married, but if he refuses to marry her she bites his dick really fuckin hard, then runs out the door and shits all over the sidewalk...usually.
When vanessa gave rj a cock ring he lied to her saying he would marry her but when she finished sucking his dick he slipped out the back door
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Get the ring stinger mug.A person who invites another to "Kiss my Ring", invites the person theoretically to kiss in and around the anal opening. Originally from the Brynmill area of Swansea, usually used by pervy students
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i drew the short straw, i gotta order for the whole construction site. lets seeee... ill need 47 cups of coffee, 31 slim jims, 2 packs of tic-tacs and 82 packs of ring dings.
by suckers December 11, 2003
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You can also create different patterns and shapes using those crystals, or use the pre-made sticker form ones and simply just stick it onto your phone!
You can also create different patterns and shapes using those crystals, or use the pre-made sticker form ones and simply just stick it onto your phone!
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"Watch your mouth or ill kick your ass back to the Shire!"
"No need to whip your 'precious' out on my account, ring licker!"
"No need to whip your 'precious' out on my account, ring licker!"
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