The redneckers

A crazy group of nanja morons who are never doing nothing. some of us farm and some of hunt, but when you put us all together we do some crazy stuff. We love going roadkill hunting and fishing. We all single and always ready to mingle (country boys only) unless you are Latino then we got one ready for you. We love rodeos and look FINE in bootcut. If you want to win our heart just make us sweet tea and take us fishing. We LOVE cows and we ain't afraid to show it. #4lifers
DO NOT mistake us for buckle bunnies, we don't wear pink camo ( when you are hunting with pink camo what are you hunting for flamingos)

Are they the redneckers I just saw picking squirrels off the road?

by trailer trash tamy February 24, 2022

Redneck

Who: Anyone
What: Blonde/ginger southern person that has many guns, hunts, drives squat cars, homophobic, vacation is myrtle beach, etc.
When: all the time
Where: usually southern is but anywhere really
Why: no one knows they’re just like that

Jim: your family’s a whole bunch of rednecks!
Bobby: what? How?
Bill (Bobby’s dad): ima go shoot some squirrels

by April.soot June 1, 2023

Funky redneck surpise

The act of putting barbecue sauce and crayfish boil on someone then blindfolded them and penetrating them in a surprise fashion not allowing them to know what hole

John took Abby out for dinner then gave her a Funky redneck surpise .

by The defining man July 20, 2025

Redneck pedicure

You know when August rolls around y'all got them sun lines on your feet? That's a redneck pedicure!

That redneck pedicure is coming in never come August.

by Drunkenjazz July 17, 2024

redneck tiramisu

Next time you are on a roadtrip, give this tasty delight a try. While the gas tank is filling, go into the quickie mart and get a package of twinkies and a nice cup of coffee. Wait about 10 mins for the coffee to cool a little, unwrap a twinkie and quickly dunk it in the coffee. Enjoy immediately!

Andy: Let's stop for gas and score some redneck tiramisu!

Dave: What on earth is that??

Andy: We'll get some twinkies and dunk them in coffee...

Dave: (10 miles down the road when the coffee is at the perfect temp) holy cow! these are GREAT!

by Marshall Fazione November 20, 2016

Redneck Pipe Cleaner

When a guy takes his penis and stick it in a exhaust pipe and let his penis warm up like a tamale.

You guys want to learn the redneck pipe cleaner

by DieselDick3 May 19, 2018

Redneck-rigged

Sometimes buying new is not an option. It's during these times you have to go cheap and redneck-repair and innovate.

Still sad & racist as F*CK.Can me replaced with Ghetto rigging, nig rigging, jurry rig, and hillbilly rig depending on the audience being spoken to.

I just Redneck-rigged my steering wheel back on the car. I pray to to glorious Lynyrd Skynyrd it holds.

by MYGBF October 20, 2022