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Cactus Queef Mother Fucker

Def 1: Four words choosen at random to form a phenomenon. Could be used to describe a prickly bastard that smells like a vaginal percussion and engages in sexual activites with his mother,
Def 2: Or shouted as a form of aggravation.
Origination: Mr. Ward's 3rd period (I think) Social Studies class post era a lame history video.
guy 1: "I can't believe she's dating that cactus queef mother fucker."
guy 2: "Yea, he's a real douche bag."
by Steve, Tim, Joel, Heather December 9, 2008
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Queef

Quean's Uterus Emits Egg Farts; a quean is a lewd woman or a woman of bad character; you will see from the definition that the first letter of each word spells Queef.
After sex, the prostitute let out a queef that smelled like hard boiled eggs.
by Charles the Third June 21, 2008
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quebecunt

Physical traits:

-Most commonly a short white girl usualy in her teen years.
-Origin's from the canadian province of quebec.
-Very pale, ugly body: a mediocre face, no breasts and a man's butt.

Phsychological traits:

-Always a little twat.
-Acts like an adult and always thinks she is hot.
-Thinks the world is around her finger (treats everybody like they are her bitch)
-Attempts humour by expressing obscenities.
"-Hey, look at that girl, she is such a little twat.
-She ain't no twat she a QUEBECUNT!"
by eight fo too July 18, 2005
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queef cake

a womens queef made into a cake from her vaginal fart and is very stinky and gross
my women made me a queef cake and i tryed then i looked at her and slapped her and left
by ppizzles July 7, 2004
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queef

did she jus queef?
by cravin moorehead April 22, 2003
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Queef

OH MY GOD I JUST FRONTAL FARTED
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