Take me to the pumpkin patch

When you are trying to have sex with a girl or guy with a big (pumpkin) butt and your penis is too small so you rub your “pumpkin stem” in their butt cheeks to create friction to get off.

Things got weird. She took me to the pumpkin patch.

We went to the pumpkin patch last night

She said take me to the pumpkin patch and I came in her cheeks.

by DJMAA November 17, 2023

Chili In a Pumpkin

A pregnant woman with diarrhea

“At eight months pregnant and sprinting to the bathroom for the third time, she sighed and said, ‘Yep… it’s officially chili in a pumpkin.’”

by ClemDawg February 17, 2026

Among us gyat pumpkin

It’s a pumpkin shaped like an among us character with gyat

There is an among us gyat pumpkin

by Chicken tikka masala 20552 February 12, 2025

Upside Down Pumpkin

When you flip a pregnant woman upside down while rubbing her clit and licking her cinnamon ring.

I upside down pumpkin my wife at our best friends party.

by Deadpool Pumpkin May 15, 2025

carving the pumpkin

When you paint a pumpkin on a woman's back and put a flashlight in her butt.

Last night, The power went out so I was carving the pumpkin with Pam. Good thing I had a flashlight and a fleshlight.

TS

by Damon K. October 21, 2025