Poser Mobile

verizon wireless prepaid phone service.

1:Look at my new phone!
2:Sweet! I have Verizon too!
1:I run out of minutes really fast though.
2:Prepaid? You shouldn't have gotten poser mobile. Extra dollar a day extra.

by b.dogg April 15, 2006

poser

A Poser is a total showoff! The difference between a person with talent and a poser is that the poser is just trying hard to appear talented for personal status gain and to further boost his/her ego (which is already so overinflated that they unknowingly make fools of themselves with their over exaggerated shows) whereas the person with talent is just doing their stuff... performing (in the purest sense of the word). And would perform well with or without a crowd but the poser only performs when there is a crowd. So I totally agree with most definitions here up to a point... that being that, 1. yes, posers are trying to show off but 2. no, they are not trying to imitate some culture punk goth or otherwise but instead would just do anything to attract attention to the point of making a total fool out of themselves, unlike someone who just dresses punk, goth, rad or whatever (even if they aren't) but just felt like dressing that way to express themselves a little differently.

At the drumming contest that first guy really knew his stuff and played so well yet didn't make a big deal about it, but that second guy only barely passed as drummer yet he thought he was brilliant and didn't even realize he was making such a fool of himself... what a poser!

by RockmanAU September 23, 2007

posegay

a girl or boy that claims to be lesbianic or homosexual in nature but secretly likes the cock or vagina is a posegay...

"hey check out that boi he pretty hott *eyes they girl next to the guy...*" "dood ur such a posegay!"

by darkparkshark May 16, 2008

Poseidon

The seaking of posers

Dave: Wow, look at that group of posers
Rick: Whoa, look at that one, Poseidon

by Furioussteve November 23, 2007

Poser bands

a poser band is a trying hard to be 'heavy metal' or 'punk'
such as panthera, metallica or sum 41

dude1:dude, sum41 is teh r0><0rs!omfgrolforlf
dude2:my music rapes you poser bands a new asshole!

by teh one May 13, 2005

EMO POSERS 1337

A bunch of posers who go homosexual because it's cool = Or they like love OMFG rainbows and enjoy cuting themself because they love OMFGS PAIN BECAUSE IT FEELS SOOO FREAKIN GOOD 1337

EMO POSERS 1337 ARE TOLD---->

by Gicester October 20, 2008