Polynesian Pillow Fort

The act of resting breasts on your head. And having the breasts ejaculated onto as you try to catch the ejaculate in your mouth.

Roy and Jess let me participate in a Polynesian pillow fort last night.

by Flymtasm November 6, 2022

Pillow-Ninja

A straight up WARRIOR in the Bedroom!

—“Do you think they are good in bed?,

-“Trust me, they’re a damn Pillow-Ninja!”

by Dee Empty November 13, 2022

Pillow is always cooler

A metaphor expressing regret or perhaps envy when another situation is perceived to be better when in all likelihood those in the other situation feel the same way about yours. Short for "The pillow is always cooler on the other side".

Debbie says she wishes she wasn't barren and I hate my kids with seeing intensity. I guess the pillow is always cooler on the other side.

by Kung Fu Jimmy September 13, 2022

Prison Pillow

The ass cheeks that Mike Lindell will get to snuggle with at GITMO before his execution.

Flynn backed his ass up, and offered his prison pillow to Mike for comfort.

by Ggtaa September 14, 2022

Pillow slut

A female (or bottom) who just lays there and takes it and is a sl*t for pe n !s.

She was such a good little pillow slut. She was a very good girl.

by whittlestittles September 15, 2022

Pillowing

When you smash with a body pillow.

Last night I was pillowing hard.

by Cursed definitions September 18, 2022

Cumpanion pillow

An inflatable fuckfest to you through the TSA lines or HOV lines on the way to work. This durable “washable” inflatable life size a promo ally correct life like Pillow will sure to be a hit at all your upcoming events; whether your at home ,travel or just having dinner with your parents and need a date. She or he or it will get you through it.

While at jury duty I was so stressed I had to relieve myself with cumpanion pillow. The judge and other jurors objected. But I susStained and finished

by clear creek October 8, 2022