Pillow-Bodied Bitch

When a person is built so unnaturally that they look like they have a pillow for a torso.

Girl wearing leggings that point out every roll: “You wanna fight?”
Me: “Nah, your body looks like it absorbs sound you pillow-bodied bitch!”

by 69GummyVitamins February 22, 2023

Pillowed

The act of driving someone's face into a pillow, while fucking, to shut them up.

"I was with this douchebag last night, and he pillowed me out of nowhere"

"I was fucking Sarah in my parent's basement. She was moaning so loudly, I had to pillow her"

by H_Bishop November 28, 2018

Dirty Pillow

Where you are about to cum but when your about to shoot you put it in the pillow then let it go. Then wait for the person to sleep

Haha guess what? I just did a dirty pillow in Justin’s bed

by Hit the slay button May 18, 2022

Pillow jacked

When your significant other takes your favorite pillow and it can't be found

I went to lay down and I'd been pillow jacked!bitch was gone and nowhere to be found

by Pillowjack April 21, 2017

Dick Pillow

When your dick is so big that you could stuff it with cotton and your girl can sleep on it.

¨ḧow was your sleep?¨ "Good I slept on a dick pillow¨

by EEADKJW May 24, 2018

Pillow Beaver

A Pillow Beaver not to be confused with Pillow Biter, is typically a mammal of the human variety. He/She will gather all of the pillows to their side of a sleeping area creating a dam like effect. This Dam prohibits the calm waters of natural sleep to wash over any other mammals in said sleeping area. They do this unintentionally for it is intrinsic in their nature, thus a Pillow Beaver.

Adam: Dude I'm spent I crashed over at Cougar Dana's last night. I woke up at like 4am my neck was killing me, I look over and she has like nine pillows on her side of the bed. I slept like dagg' shit.

Lee: Dude what a freakin' Pillow Beaver.

Adam: I know right.

by Wellhung2178 January 22, 2014

pillow delivery

The act of stacking three or more pillows, ringing the doorbell of someone you know, and throwing the pillows in their face when they open the door.
Delivery outfit is recommended.

(ding-dong)
Person A: Pillow delivery!
Person B: I didn't order any pill-
(BAM!)

by ChameleonDragon May 14, 2019