An Asian man that unlike his friends, is rather tall (roughly around 3 foot 4.) However his penis is still of Asian size. Instead of ingesting bamboo through his mouth, he has evolved to feed through his knee cap.
English Man: Wow that Asian's kinda tall
English man 2: Yea thats a colossal panda
English man: Has someone thrown a harpoon at his knee
English man 2: Yea thats a colossal panda
English man: Has someone thrown a harpoon at his knee
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A useless, meaningless, sexless person who does nothing except eat and sleep, much like that of the animal, the Great Panda.
I went on a date with a really cute guy. But when I saw that he didn't have a job, eat more than I did, and wasn't interested in any of my sexual advances, I knew he was a panda.
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