Singles Day

A day in which we celebrate being single, screw valentines day! A day in which you just get beyond drunk and can bang whoever you want with no ramifications, because it's singles day! Singles day is only to be celebrated in the summer in which beaches, beer, bikinis, shots and sweaty nights are prime. So screw valentines lets get drunk and celebrate singles day!

"Dude you know she was like a 2"
"It's singles day and I just took 4 keg stands"
"That's legit"

"He has a girlfriend, you know."
"I don't care it's singles day, screw it"

by ScrewValentines February 11, 2010

Thanksgiving Day

Stuffing-your-face-day - in the US the 4th Thursday in November - in Canada the second Monday in October. Basically to celebrate the Pilgrim's slaughtering of the Indians year after year.

One Maerican: What are you thankful for?
Other American: I am thankful for the help and all the food the Pequot Indians gave us when we started settling this land. What are you thankful for?
One American: I am thankful for slaughtering those very same Indians only a few years after!

by Ghostwriter4u November 26, 2003

Lorgy Day

The day formerly known as monday which is no longer the worst day but in fact the best day for it is the day you buy lottery tickets and have orgies

Puddin, Kim and Slapchoppin had a good Lorgy Day

by Slapchoppin December 8, 2009

Guru day

Those days when EVERYONE decides to come and talk to you about their problems and ask you for advice.

Gosh, I'm having a guru day today, didn't get any study done at all!

by GreenBlizzard April 6, 2011

Ugly Day

A day on which all the people one meets are unattractive, despite the odds which say that half the people one meets will be attractive.

You're lucky you stayed home: it was Ugly Day at the gym today!

by Matti! Matti! Matti! November 22, 2010

Slug Day

The day after Christmas, where you make a "slime trail" from the couch to the fridge, while watching the movies you received as presents.

We celebrated slug day by watching TV and finishing off the leftover Christmas cookies.

by jghdghsdfhgsg June 4, 2010

deal a day

A website which features a single item every day, generally at a lower than average cost. This item is generally available for 24 hours, or until it is sold out (whichever comes first). Often, "deal a day" sites focus one one category of merchandise such as electronics.

David: "Dude! Check out the surround sound system I got from woot.com!"
Billy: "What's woot.com?"
David: "Only the greatest 'deal a day' website EVER!"

by Mr.3d PHD March 11, 2008