A meme, originally used by the team that made UnthreadedJB. Back in the old days, there was this iOS jailbreak team that everyone thought was fake and it was sort of jokingly followed as "look at these idiots trying to convince the community that they can do something". They called themselves UnthreadedJB, and they kept meme-ing "eta son".
That team then surprised everyone and actually released a working jailbreak, but for a very limited device/iOS version range... and all of the versions they supported were already supported by redsn0w, so it was completely useless.
Today, "eta son" (or "eta s0n") is used as a way to mock people who beg for jailbreak releases, usually Twitter users. The beggars are often referred to as "wen eta-ers" (sometimes "eta kids" or "eta kiddies") because they constantly ask "WEN??????" (when without the 'h' because usually, the beggars are young/immature and can't spell).
That team then surprised everyone and actually released a working jailbreak, but for a very limited device/iOS version range... and all of the versions they supported were already supported by redsn0w, so it was completely useless.
Today, "eta son" (or "eta s0n") is used as a way to mock people who beg for jailbreak releases, usually Twitter users. The beggars are often referred to as "wen eta-ers" (sometimes "eta kids" or "eta kiddies") because they constantly ask "WEN??????" (when without the 'h' because usually, the beggars are young/immature and can't spell).
by suši bākā January 20, 2023
Get the eta sonmug. A stupid meaningless word created by some shit for brains that really needs my cock in his ass even though I'm a man and I am not a homosexual. I repeat; I am not a homosexual.
by Ryan August 13, 2003
Get the The Property of Sonmug. AND THAT IS EXACTLY WHERE CRITICAL FAT COCK THEORY COMES IT TO PLAY!
Hym "THERE IT IS! 'Sexy Son Hypothesis' or 'Critical fat cock theory Jr.' as they call it in academia, is the theory that women select to have attractive sons. And it sounds like it's derivative and it's bullshit because I should be getting some credit for some of this. You got a guy on YouTube who openly admitted to gang rape in explicitly terms. You got dudes trading social capital as a means for prostitution. I can't get any credit for anything I'm seeing shorts right now. How am I not the lesser of many evens here? My fundamental interactions are a VISIBLE FALSEHOOD OF SOMEONE ELSE'S CREATION and SOMEHOW... THAT! ISN'T ACTUALLY MY PROBLEM! THAT... has NOTHING TO DO WITH ANYTHING and is somehow a FIXED FACET OF REALITY and cannot be altered in any way. THAT! Doesn't need to be addressed in any way shape or form! The quality of my entire existence is contingent entirely on whether or not a fat-shit who's better off than me needs a break.
Hym "THERE IT IS! 'Sexy Son Hypothesis' or 'Critical fat cock theory Jr.' as they call it in academia, is the theory that women select to have attractive sons. And it sounds like it's derivative and it's bullshit because I should be getting some credit for some of this. You got a guy on YouTube who openly admitted to gang rape in explicitly terms. You got dudes trading social capital as a means for prostitution. I can't get any credit for anything I'm seeing shorts right now. How am I not the lesser of many evens here? My fundamental interactions are a VISIBLE FALSEHOOD OF SOMEONE ELSE'S CREATION and SOMEHOW... THAT! ISN'T ACTUALLY MY PROBLEM! THAT... has NOTHING TO DO WITH ANYTHING and is somehow a FIXED FACET OF REALITY and cannot be altered in any way. THAT! Doesn't need to be addressed in any way shape or form! The quality of my entire existence is contingent entirely on whether or not a fat-shit who's better off than me needs a break.
HERE I SIT! Wondering why? As everyone else wonders why? Why is the suicide going up? Why do epidemics abound? COULDN'T POSSIBLY BE THAT COULD IT? Nope. It's clearly that's just how things are. And it isn't incumbent on anyone to change their behavior... Except for the person... Who has the problem... With the way that things can't not be... Because it would require someone other... Than the person with the problem... To change their behavior... EVEN IF the problem... Is the people... Who aught not have to change their behavior... because people don't have to change their behavior... And so long as their behavior... Only affects your outcome... RATHER THAN THEIRS... They are justified... In that behavior... Because the are receiving... The outcome that is desirable... Regardless of the circumstances... That is how society is structured... And that isn't the problem... Sure. People believe is Bigfoot so in that context it really isn't that much of a stretch. That's what I think about your Sexy Son Hypothesis."
by Hym Iam August 28, 2023
Get the Sexy Son Hypothesismug. Where a boy is extremely emo and needs to be calmed down by putting vaginal juices all down their face.
by Hunter EMOson March 13, 2024
Get the Hunter EMO sonmug. An extremely dangerous social challenge. Ones who's consequences are not fully understood; nor recorded. You walk up to the cutest boy you know and pick a verbal fight by looking him straight in his big beautiful eyes, and with nothing buy jealous hatred in you heart say to him "You Son of a Loli".
by Gemini Virtue August 8, 2021
Get the "Son of a Loli" Challengemug. by -]SOD[-Stuff June 14, 2004
Get the Sons of Deathmug. Lesbian son is when your a mom and you have a son who's lesbian
what is a lesbian son?
A lesbian son is a male who is obsessed with women
To all of the boyfriends out there, watch out or my lesbian son will steal your girl
what is a lesbian son?
A lesbian son is a male who is obsessed with women
To all of the boyfriends out there, watch out or my lesbian son will steal your girl
by kidsaretasty September 10, 2020
Get the Lesbian Sonmug.