I’m so sad

I just can’t find the skills to help myself

I’m so sad

by WorseThanHitler December 26, 2020

sad cake

1. An actual cake, preferably with an icing depiction of a sad face, served to mark a real or perceived sad occasion.

Upon learning the project's key contributor and quasi-leader was being transitioned off the project, the team promptly baked and ate a sad cake.

I'm sorry to hear that you had to find a new home for your pet goldfish; here, I made you a sad cake.

by EBinPDX December 2, 2014

Sad machine

The pedal steel guitar. Especially as used in gorgeous country music. See: Daniel Romano

"That thing! That sound! What is it?" "It's the sad machine."

by jamlew12 November 4, 2016

no friends #sad

no friends is when you don’t have friends sorry ig LMAO

umar:hi

asher:shut up u have no friends #sad IMAGINE LAMO
umar:oh

by heisish June 7, 2022

sad-ist

Coolass animator who can animate like an animator who animates

Person 1:ayup 2, what are you watching?
Person 2: SAD-IST! she's really good at animating!

by DumbassbitchLOL August 5, 2021

Sad D

A worldwide sex symbol, you are named this if you are believed to be the hottest woman alive.

Can also mean a woman who is juicy, used sexually.

A name.

E.g

Person: Hewwo Sad D u vewwy seggsy

Sad D: IK I'm very sad d

by Xutie June 22, 2023

i'm sad

either you just searched this up because you wanted to see what wacky things people have written under "i'm sad," or you're actually sad. i'm guessing the latter, as i too searched up "i'm sad" just a few minutes ago because, i am infact sad.

i hope you get happy soon. i can't really tell you anything incredibly inspirational, as i doubt my abilities to make you feel better. i am just a random stranger that is sad, just like you are, telling you that i hope you get better.

i wish you a safe quest through your sadness random person reading this.

also, if you're reading this and you wanted to go to bed like an hour ago, but you couldn't get yourself to actually try to sleep, go to bed. i am calling you out. if you get to the point where you search up "i'm sad" late at night, that's a sign you shouldn't be awake. don't be like me and stay up writing urban dictionary defenitions late at night -- or search up urban dictionary defenitions, for that matter.

stay hydrated, eat your vegetables and remember that you're important and loved.

by ST0RMPUNK May 11, 2022