Fat-tality

Fat-tality n. When a really hot girl with a bangin' body lets herself go. This tragedy is usually the result of a really bad break up. She just gets depressed and eats comfort food alone watching chick flicks until she blows up.

Did you see that girl your boy dumped a few months ago lately?

Nah.

She blew up dog!

Thats a real fat-tality there bro cause she used to be so hot!

Haha its like a scene out of Mortal Kombat and the new fat her did a fat-tality on the old skinny her and ate her!!!

by joeymars December 31, 2010

crotch fat

The lower part of an obese persons midsection. Often the cause of movers disease and dickydo

Christ when he sat down his crotch fat looked like an oversized pillow

by Fat Bastard August 7, 2002

fat tuesday

The day before lent starts when your supposed to get ready for fasting by eating as much as possible, even though most people don't fast the next day.

you: Are you seriously going to eat all of that??

me: Of course I am, It's fat tuesday!

by crobs1216 February 27, 2009

fat joe

Rapper who used to be really good back when Big Pun was still alive, now he just sucks big balls. Also, one of the only people alive who are not black and can get away saying nigga. Also goes by the name Joey Crack.

Kid 1: You heard of that nigga Fat Joe?
Kid 2: Yeah, he sucks now, but he was good when Pun was still alive. I wonder why?
Kid 1: That's cuz Pun wrote all his lyrics, dumbass.

by Frank White, King of New York January 14, 2008

fat bastard

Overweighted individual who was never registered or recognized by his/her parents. Usually acts like a asshole trying to miss lead attention from the fact of being fat.

That fat bastard stood up outside an elementary school molesting kids and taking the candy away.

by BiggieBoreal October 31, 2009

Fat eeling

Fat eeling is refering to the action you take when trying to loose weight. It is when people (in most cases) have run out of options and turn to electrotheropey or shock treatment.

Speach use:
"I heard Sharon is getting lipo-suction because she's quite plump."
"No, she's getting fat eeling"

by themostnaturalskintags January 8, 2007

fat hat

the roll of fat that rests on your head when you blow a fat guy

I love getting a fat hat, even if it means I have to wear a neck brace and stop riding roller coasters

by Sally Popkorn April 15, 2008