Nerd Poker

A name given to the dorky card game "Magic the Gathering"

Mauro: Hey, you want to go play some cards at my house?

Travis: Do you mean real card games or nerd poker?

by Art Mofo July 9, 2009

nerdbomb

receiving an oral while under neath the card table while playing a nerdy games such as monopoly or risk

I received a nerdbomb underneath the table while I was playing Monopoly last night

by boogerwithsugar December 6, 2014

nerd

someone who has no life and sits in front of the computer all day. has no social life and always pretends to be grounded because theyd rather play computer games than hang out with friends. wears cheap K-mart bluelight special shirts. when hanging around with people who are much cooler than you and can be cool, nerds try to imitate it and become bigger nerds or wiggers (see Wigger)

OMG chris is such a big freakin nerd!!!

by sum1 October 15, 2006

nerd

A really stupid (IMO) name for one who uses computers frequently.

These Counter-Strike nerds are slowing our connection down!

by gs6 October 15, 2006

nerd

By way of all the definitions of nerd and geek on this site i am bothyet neither. I am exceedingly good at computing, (now for the jargon) with languages such as HTML, PHP, JavaScript, CSS ect, and have a web design job. I am 15. I earn on average about £2000 a month. I built a top of the range computer with DVD, CD r/w, TV input ect, for £250.
I am also socially advanced. I am not a reclusive obbsessive. I wish i was. I cant live without social interaction.
I am 15 and i am already better than some of you will ever be in your entire life.
I have 3 websites, and i run 2 very profitable ones.
So suck on that you prejudicic losers.

this is an example

by zosoboy October 15, 2006

nerd

A bunch of socially disabled men who get together on a Friday night to play board games.

see www.risknerds.com for a classic example

by Pizza Man Sam October 15, 2006