A morning Bro

it's a dude who likes coffee and simple explanations of complicated things in life.

Dude, I am a morning bro, just spare me the details.

by TheMorningBro January 8, 2023

Morning Depression

It’s the morning and you probably recently woke up and you are feeling depressed and you know it’s just the sleep deprivation getting to you because it later gets replaced with actual depression.

“I’m feeling that morning depression right now”

“I want to die but it’s just the morning depression getting to me”

by FlowerIsSoEpic February 23, 2022

morning sore throat

When you have a sore throat when you wake up in the morning for no fucking reason.
Typically lasts 15-100 minutes.

Hey man! What's the problem?
I got a morning sore throat again. I swear to god this happens every morning.

by faghilon July 8, 2020

Wednesday Morning

A term used to describe a horrid stench, like you expelled a nasty turd following Taco Tuesday.

Person 1: Don't go in there: it reeks like a Wednesday Morning.
Person 2: Eww, gross! What did you eat?

by Supernova33427 June 29, 2022

rock eating balls at 3am in the morning

rock eating balls at 3am in the morning

rock eating balls at 3am in the morning

by armadnasdnashdhjashdkaklskl April 23, 2022

good morning and god bless

the act of simultaneously drinking coffee, eating eggs salad, and taking a shit.

"Nothing like a good morning and god bless to start the day"

by beefy peanuts May 23, 2018

Morning After Tabs

When you open your computer after a night of heavy drinking, and only then remember what sites you visited the night before.

Morning after tabs: oh yeah, THAT rabbit hole!

by Palomino1 October 2, 2020