When you can't decide between complete dick and complete monster.. Can refer to a partner who swindles you out of 30k and then breaks up with you to hookup with someone asap
Me: "I just got bamboozled. I thought it was the real deal, but I just lost everything.. :("
Friend: "damn. You just waisted a year and a half on a complete fucking monster dick."
P.S. both of those are actually just me, I'm just really sad..
Friend: "damn. You just waisted a year and a half on a complete fucking monster dick."
P.S. both of those are actually just me, I'm just really sad..
by IjustgotTotallybamboozled June 5, 2021
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This is a man who likes to show himself on the website chat roulette. He is often seen by himself. They are generally scary, and can get their kicks no other way.
Person A: So I went on chat roulette for an hour last night...
Person B: Yeah, was it fun?
Person A: No...I kept a tally. I was on for 1 hour, and I got 10 penis monsters, 2 naked women, and 3 French guys.
Person B: Yeah, was it fun?
Person A: No...I kept a tally. I was on for 1 hour, and I got 10 penis monsters, 2 naked women, and 3 French guys.
by Alienne March 24, 2010
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1.Oh my god that girl I had last night had a huge minge monster in her cunt, I better go get checked out
2. I lost my boaby last night to a minge monster
2. I lost my boaby last night to a minge monster
by Kieren and Grae June 26, 2006
Get the minge monster mug.The SOB who comes in while your working/pooping/eating to make you fall asleep it is possiable to fight off sleep monster
by Grant Fisher October 5, 2005
Get the Sleep Monster mug.When you are dubbling up in a bed with another guy due to a lack of available beds (ie: Hockey Trouneys) and one guy decides to cuddle the other guy while sleeping. Usually this is non consensual and could be considered a light form of man rape.
Man, T-Bone was a real Snuggle Monster last night. I woke up and he had his arm around me and his tongue in my ear.
by Big Big - L February 3, 2009
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