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Mexican STD

Did you hear that Caroline has a Mexican STD?
by PSD PRIDE December 2, 2011
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mexican porthole

mexican porthole is the transport module that resembles the shit house used by construction workers across america.Legend has it mex workers transport back and forth from mex to u.s.
where the hell did all those illegals come from?
must have flown on the "mexican porthole " they were'nt here yesterday!
by bubbles may October 23, 2008
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Mexican Cession

A Mexican Cession is a very rare event that only happens once every 2 and a half years. It is believed that great Aztec Gods would order the humans to perform the ritual.

Unfortunately when the Spainards came they saw the tradition as "unorthodox" and "devil worship" and killed the elders of the tradition, who decided when to perform the ancient ritual, in the taking of the Aztec capital who were highly respeceted among the community. And only the worthy would participate.

Though most particiapters were killed in battle few lived and continued the tradition today.

The ancient ritual of the Mexican Cession is the tradition of Mexicans and only Mexicans gathering together in a fine room of expensive Mexican cloths and ancient clay pots and vases, where they would get high as fuck on peyote and kill themselves.
"I got invited to a Mexican Cession! What an Honour"
by JCKc February 25, 2015
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Mexican Anchor

When one accidentally consumes the outer husk of a tamale, then passes the undigested fiber, the rope-like fecal matter that is produced acts as an attachment between the shitter and the shit-receptacle.
Sorry dude, I caught on a mexican anchor and couldn't find a knife.
by pedrocaliente May 25, 2011
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Mexican Sleighride

When one parks a car in a bad area of town. Upon their return, the wheels have been removed and the car is sitting on the ground, or on bricks.
Sorry I'm late, I got a Mexican Sleighride, probably shouldn't have parked in that alley!
by keith manhattan September 26, 2012
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mexican twins

siblings that are born less than a year apart.
mexican twins is when one child is born and then 10 months later, or so, another child is born.
by chicken jane September 24, 2013
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mexican rice

A gay Mexican man who only dates Asian men, or vice versa.
"Juan and Ton are always holding hands in public. That Mexican Rice might last forever."
by Annie W. November 28, 2007
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