Mono Matt

doing a mono matt, is talking in a very dull monotone voice,can be very exciting if used correctly

"M y n a m e i s m a t t"

by krelle November 26, 2003

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your matt

A derivation of Your mum, in which you reveal the stupidity of their insults.

Tool: Your mum!
You: No, your matt!

by Lord Phobos March 13, 2005

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A smarty-pants who goes on "Jeopardy" and wins $16,000. Normally has a short haircut with a long annoying braid, but cuts it off before starting high school. He will possibly become a billionaire or an evil dictator. His goal in life is to rule the world, and make everyone who was mean to him become slaves. He also commonly an atheist.

Person 1: Did you see that freaky dude in Geometry?
Person 2: Better be careful though, he's a Matt. He might make you his slave one day.

by poopoholic October 9, 2008

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A fuckin' guy who thinks le chateau is too expensive and drowns girls with axe. is usually cross eyed with ugly shirts on first meetings. his hair is army-like, gelled down and has weird teeth. looks lie a druggy.. he has bulgy eyes.

"Oh my GOD look at that fucked up fish!"
"No dude, that's Matt."

by titpiss March 6, 2009

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