Dad knees

Some of the hottest things on the golf course and lake shore. Usually accompanied by some khaki cargo shorts. These knees belong to high school boys and actual dads alike and are nevertheless perfect. There’s just something about them, they aren’t too skinny, and have just enough definition to hint at the mussels in the strong dad legs. Such dad knees can be judged when owner squats down to appraise the green.

Golf Girl #1: Omg, did you see that guy in those khaki shorts?
Golf Girl #2: Are you taking about the kid with the banging dad knees?
GG#1: (blushing) Maybe…but I mean like…did you see them?!
GG#2: Yeah they were pretty…mmm mmm mmm!
GG#3: (walks up) Did you see those dad knees?

by trying_their_best May 18, 2022

Knee Surgery

A surgery that is performed in the knees and kneecaps, and commonly involves the tibia and femur.

Person A: "Hey! What's new with you?"
Person B: "I'm really nervous about my knee surgery tomorrow..."
Person A: "Is it that feeling when knee surgery is tomorrow?"

by The Devious 😼 December 12, 2024

Knees

a word used in a sad persons example of her own name, heather

Guy 1: so this heather girl really is sad huh
Guy 2: yea one of the things she tagged was knees

by NiggaAnalNigga June 17, 2021

knee slap

A white person slang

your funny-guy

i know-girl

knee slap-guy

by iiicxtie March 20, 2020

Blown knee

When you give him head while he squats over your face and his knee gives out squirting cum in your eye.

Oh my gawd, not another blown knee tonight! My eye is still swollen from the last one!

by Badass Btich Grammy December 27, 2022

knee capper

A guy with a penis that hangs to his knee

That dude right there has a knee capper (see the grey sweatpants)

by Jay bone Capone July 8, 2024

Knee Glider

In Rainbow Six: Ravenshield, these are the terrorists that glide across the map on their knees instead of running.

Mostly, it reflects poor AI node placement by the map maker. Often, these tangos are the hardest to kill because their animation is much faster and erratic.

Ah shit, that last tango is a knee glider. Anyone have a flashbang left?

by F25_Xanatos November 25, 2010