the f3 key

no one uses it... raise awareness

wow, I can't believe you use the f3 key it's so useless

by pejrejfesekdc msqaz , August 8, 2018

bumpy keys

The keys "f" and "j" on the keyboard people touch because they want to type "fjfjfjfj" or just because they feel good.

"ohhh dude that keyboard has bumpy keys, let me touch them!"

by FishLUL April 24, 2025

Mid-Key

A statement that coveys something exactly as is in a reasonable manner.

Friend: "Do I look fat in this sweatshirt?"

You: "Mid-key, you don't look that fat, but I guess you could lose a couple of pounds if that's what you want to do."

by Voltron 567 December 9, 2023

keys without the e

another way to say "kill yourself."

keys - e = kys

Said as an alternative in order to avoid the comment filter and you still need to get your point across.

A:"Game is game."

B:"keys without the e"

by hughjasshole February 2, 2024

Key

A thing you stick in a hole to unlock something

Give me the fucken key so i can unlock the god damn door.

by Oofles669HaYouThought October 31, 2018

lock key

A lock key is someone basically rejects other people from you they want u all to there self.

Ayy girl you wanna go out .NOO she may not .your such a lock key

by vibewith.pai January 11, 2017

key largo plumber

When you're fucking a girl from behind in her pussy and insert your whole hand in her anus and start to jerk yourself off.

I was with a girl last night and she was a total freak so i gave her the Key Largo Plumber.

by Aby Mandy September 12, 2017