Jason

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The greatest of all potatoes; King Spuducus
At a young age, Jason was a human looking for the meaning of life. Then he came across a magic potato tree. He ate a potato and was crowned King Spuducus for asserting his dominance over all the other potatoes.
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A fag who thinks he’s Canadian. Oh did I forget to mention that he has a small penis
by Bangkingd June 23, 2019
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Jason is much more than the name of a serial killer in the Halloween movies.

Unlike his famously named counterpart Jason's around the world are known as the one who will build up his friends and family and not cut them down.

Jason's are strong and ridiculously intelligent. Always thinking on his feet and problem solving with record speed.

Jason's are so filled with love and they love to love.
If you want the job done right higher a Jason
by M4G1C_J4Y October 23, 2020
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Hes a fake lil bitch with no friends lol. hes ugly af and is kinda a bitch
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Jason that half bald plumber that lives in the house with the lions. Jason a not all there and he hears voices. Jason is one weird guy.
Cross the road Jason is coming.

Oh no Jason is peeing in the dog food
by Jason’s mum May 01, 2021
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Jason AKA Double B is a person to claim that he’s That guy, which he’s clearly not. Jason loves to assume stuff which get’s Freda irritated and to the point, she wants to punch the shit outta him.
Jason could be nice sometimes but not all the time, when he feels disrespected he wants to call you every name in the fucking book such as BITCH HOE STUPID ETC. Jason’s are bad they try to do stuff to piss you off like joking at the wrong time, I’ve learned my lesson not to be with Jason. Jason’s hurts so much, it causes pain like getting stabbed in the heart. FUCK JASON
EWWWW is that Jason the guy who hurted Freda
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