I haven't got a Salomon

Reworking of the common phrase 'I haven't got a Scooby (Doo)'; meaning 'I haven't got a clue'.

In this instance, 'Salomon' refers to Chelsea striker Salomon Kalou; therefore the complete phrase would read:

"I haven't got a Salomon Kalou'.

But as with the 'Scooby' phrase, dropping the surname is the preferred usage.

A: "Do you know here C is?"
B: "No, I haven't got a Salomon"
A: "I'll ask D!"

by ReservoirDan September 23, 2009

I Have You

A reference to famous Youtube That Poppy "I Have You" video.
Often used by friends as a non-gay and non-weird way to say I love you.

Like bubscribe and I have you

by emma1488 February 24, 2017

have deep pockets and short arms

to be rich and stingy

You sir, clearly have deep pockets and short arms.

by The Retrun of Light Joker January 13, 2009

Have you called Jenny yet?

What you say to fat people.

Fatty-Hey
Person-uh.. Have you called Jenny yet?

Joke- Yo Momma is so fat the only thing stopping her from going to Jenny Craig is the door.

by YeahBro January 28, 2009

Hater Troll

May also be written as one word, "Hatertroll".

When this expression is broken down by its compound root-words,

Troll meaning an individual or bitch who:
"posts a deliberately provocative message to a newsgroup or message board with the intention of causing maximum disruption and argument"

(Source: UrbanDictionary's definition of "troll").

& Hater meaning an individual or bitch who:

radiates negative feelings, emotions, and energy towards those who have found a person/place/thing that stimulates positive feelings, emotions, and energy,

it can be deduced that a "Hater Troll", in simplest terms, is a guiltless, shit talking, drama starting, rumor spreading, instigator of the worst and lowest breed.

That bitch spreads so much shit behind closed doors, she'll never stick to her guns when confronted. She's totes a hater troll.

by JRLovers November 17, 2010

band-hater

v.// A person who will tell everyone on the planet that a band is overrated, untalented, composed of hacks, and other such negative comments. Whether or not the person has actually heard the band does not matter, for the band hater finds pride in putting down musical talent, no matter how good or bad.

You know, I've never really heard Teddy listen to music, but I was listening to Korn yesterday and I found out that Ted's a real band-hater

by Chase Lawrence (only pussies leave e-names) May 4, 2004

have a medal

-a flippant remark said to someone who has acheived a pathetic result in something
-a sarcastic form of congratulating someone
-said after someone does something that is embarrassing but thoughtful; a sexual innuendo, meaning that there is some kind of prize or compensation for doing something so humiliating or amusing.
-code for sexual favours or repayment for something in the form of sex. anal or normal.

-(flippant remark)after someone tripped over tying their shoelace: have a medal.
-(sexual innuendo)someone has spent two hours sorting paperwork just so that they can talk to you or see you at a later date: have a medal

by ClaudiaJohn March 16, 2007