Strong hand

To use the malformed or otherwise mis-shappen hand of a normally creepy man, to pleasure an unsuspecting female.

"zomg what are you doing Bob?!"
"I'm showin' you how a man uses his strong hand!"
"Weeth, this feels so good!"

by Mr. Weeth July 20, 2009

invisible hand

The 18th century version of the Little Jon "stranger", in which one sits on his hand until it falls asleep, and then beats off.

The invisible hand is the 18th century version of the Little Jon "stranger".

by mr. ronnie d March 25, 2007

Hand Crank

A reference to pleasurable male masturbation. Jacking off. Wanking one out. Fapping.

Where's Brian? Still in the bathroom? Yea I'm sure he's doing a hand crank.

by Eaton Holgoode April 7, 2017

Dorito Hands

When one's hands are covered in dorito cheese and they, therefore, have limited access to hand-heavy activities.

Wanna play mario kart?
Give me a second, I have dorito hands right now.

by evyeniarocks June 14, 2015

Hand Fanning

Flashing and flaunting ones hands with fingers spread wide and palms facing inward in an exaggerated and embarrassingly shallow effort to draw attention to ones finger nails.

Don’t be hand fanning those Dollar Store press on nails in my face. These are the real deal! (hand fan) flash and click!

by South Side Shizzy April 27, 2020

Tarantula Hands

The shape somebody's hand takes when touching up the person they are making out with.

"Look at that guy's tarantula hands running up that woman's leg!"

by Velmareth December 14, 2018

The hand-unit

An annoying system from Sister Location that malfunctions every SINGLE time you use it. It 'autocorrects' everything for you, fortunately. It has a yellow case with a black screen which includes a keyboard-like system. This keyboard-like system has green letters and others. If you focus on the hand-unit you will find a piece of paper stuck to the top right-hand corner, what this paper says is 'MIKE'. This is confusing as this appears on the first night. "Exotic Butters"

The hand-unit: "It seems like you muddled up, let me autocorrect that for you! Eggs Benedict."
You: "I-"

by EeveLyn November 30, 2020