Strong hand

To use the malformed or otherwise mis-shappen hand of a normally creepy man, to pleasure an unsuspecting female.

"zomg what are you doing Bob?!"
"I'm showin' you how a man uses his strong hand!"
"Weeth, this feels so good!"

by Mr. Weeth July 20, 2009

invisible hand

The 18th century version of the Little Jon "stranger", in which one sits on his hand until it falls asleep, and then beats off.

The invisible hand is the 18th century version of the Little Jon "stranger".

by mr. ronnie d March 25, 2007

Hand Crank

A reference to pleasurable male masturbation. Jacking off. Wanking one out. Fapping.

Where's Brian? Still in the bathroom? Yea I'm sure he's doing a hand crank.

by Eaton Holgoode April 7, 2017

Grandma Hands

The hands of a grandma, or one who schmooks.

Press harder! Use your grandma hands! Schmook it down!

————— Miss Kristine Iturrino

by Apple Peels June 28, 2018

Dorito Hands

When one's hands are covered in dorito cheese and they, therefore, have limited access to hand-heavy activities.

Wanna play mario kart?
Give me a second, I have dorito hands right now.

by evyeniarocks June 14, 2015

Prison hands

When one must wear gloves all day at work. They become prison hands.

"Just a moment sir i need to put my prison hands on before i can ring your items up."

by Unicornbubblez July 23, 2020

Hand Chant

The act of a girl giving you a handjob.

Lunar: Hey Chuck, did you get anywhere last night with that gemmer?
Chuck: Not really man, she just gave me a hand chant while we were making out.
Lunar: Just an average night for you.

by Mr. Soose April 9, 2013