Goose is loose

When you say you have a girlfriend but every time you go home you ask for your dad to finish in your mouth

Dude I heard the goose is loose and hes been moaning his dads name at night

by heyitstimmy April 16, 2019

goosefraubah

GOOSEFRAUBAHthe slime that sometimes devolopes between the anus and the genitals

derived from the eskimo word goofrba

your'e full of goosefraubah.

by Brian Smith November 7, 2004

Goose laugh

Someone who has the most annoying laughter ever heard. Usually from a retarded idiot who has no brain or someone who tries to annoy people

Dude your laugh is annoying shut up. You sound like a goose.

Or

Hey do you hear him he's got the goose laugh

by Call-me-clyde July 7, 2016

goose

an individual (usually male), that is kept around solely for the free material goods or services they can provide another individual without any form of just compensation.
i.e. pussy, genuine emotion, reciprocal behaviour

He know she ain't never givin him no ass, but he still buys her lunch evryday. That nigga is a goose.

Don't be a goose nigga, let that bitch buy her own drink.

by akiralives July 30, 2006

Goose

This is a nickname you give a kid that does insanly stupid stunts

Murrey: yo i just fucking jumped on that guys back in the middle of class
Mario: omg roflmfao fucking goose

by forgotenxtragedy November 22, 2006

Goose

Someone who is incontrollably drunk. Most commonly used to describe a happy drunk but can sometimes be used to describe someone who is in a very bad way

Can also be used in the phrase "On the Goose" - to go out with other people and get drunk

Look at that Goose!
He's goosed!
I'm a Goose!
Anyone coming out on the Goose?

by Gozzled October 12, 2007