fanny privet

The result of hacking a hedge into a minge like structure using phallic topiery skills.

Can also be the terminology of a lady's thick chuff hair being so dense that it forms a defensive jizz barrier.

"Her fanny privet was so thick it could have thatched Shakespeare's roof"

by Jack Jismouth August 1, 2009

fanny catch

A game where their are only two teams. The boys, and the girls. The teams take it in turns to be chashed around a certian area such as a school playground. When a catcher gets the opposite sex he/she takes them to the rocket where the person who was caught reveals the shlong/clunge.

I was playing fanny catch and this girl showed me her clunge

by Jonathan Brook November 2, 2006

Fanny Tease

a guy that leads a girl to believe that he's going to have sex with her, then doesnt. or pleases her to the point of almost orgasm and doesnt let her have it

Tough luck girl, that guy is just a frigid fanny teaser...

by randompersontalkingtokingsley July 24, 2009

Fanny Fucker

A Fanny Fucker is a person who destroys a persons fanny.

"Oh my, Pashley was a crazy Fanny Fucker last night."

by Pashleu December 21, 2015

Fanny Chmelar

Fanny Chmelar is a downhill ski racer, who also happens to have a fantastically unfortunate name...

Wow! Look at that Fanny Chmelar go!

by upsidedownface October 28, 2011

touch fanny

all i want to do in my life

all i want to do is touch fanny

by fanny toucher 9000 November 20, 2020

The Fanny Pack Warrior

AKA Epic Beard Man, a legendary veteran warrior who wears a fanny pack, has a badass beard and if you piss him off, he will falcon punch you into the ground.
The man who stood up to Tyrone

See the epic battle; search "AC Transit Bus Fight. I am a MOTHERFUCKER" on youtube.
Tyrone goes a little too far and pushes EBM over the edge...

In a recent interview, The Fanny Pack Warrior stated:

''Its better to be pissed off than pissed on''

His legacy will go down into the archives of history, and he will never be forgotten - He is a true American hero.

by BobCatFlee February 21, 2010