Fresh Toilet Rich

So rich that you can afford to have your toilet replaced by a fresh one after you use it once.

"Forget about making six figures, I'm trying to get Fresh Toilet Rich!"

by BlorpBlorp August 31, 2017

Fresh Panic

When one is stunned by something so much, that they get themselves into a panic. However a fresh panic is different in the fact that it involves vegetables in some way.

Terry: oh Pete mate, you’ve got an artichoke hanging out your pocket!

Pete proceeds to get into a fresh panic

Pete: An artichoke? Where?!

by El Georgio December 13, 2018

Proper fresh

Your physical look after you’ve Masturbated.

“He’s looking proper fresh after he came back from the toilet”

by Meatzilla123 January 15, 2019

Funky Fresh

When one is attempting to keep it 100% real with someone.

I know you don’t like to hear the truth but I’m just keeping it 100% funky fresh with you.

by CoffeeOnTheRocksStirredByPenis July 14, 2018

fresh hotel

A game website where a bunch of horny 12 year olds go and pretend to have s**.

Chloe: Hey Justin, Wanna play fresh Hotel tonight?
Justin: Yea sure we can make our retarded looking avatars have s** and use commands to get married an stuff! It will be great!

by Anonymous🐴 August 5, 2018

fresh off the blade

Coming directly from a haircut . The blade being the barber’s clippers. Its not gay.

Aint no better feeling than comin fresh off the blade

by NotJordan 🙅🏾‍♂️ February 13, 2019

mc mocha fresh

Is cool as fuck Black person. They are hella fucking cool. Chill and laid back. And hates white trash(but not white)

Dude look at that hella cool MC mocha fresh over there

by Squirrel butt cheek September 5, 2018