I couldn't make it to the party I was home pounding feet. I was at home thrusting in between my girlfriends feet because I'm not right.
by Don J Velociraptor October 10, 2021
Get the Pounding feetmug. a dork with no aspirations and no friends and no happiness which forces him to goon (he can do it all day because he dropped out of school to drop-ship and escape the matrix)
even tho he does all this u still wanna have an affair with him
even tho he does all this u still wanna have an affair with him
by freaky colton hater 420 November 16, 2025
Get the colton loves feetmug. What a mushy-hearted dude beamingly tells his co-worker when asked how he manages to perform uninterrupted labor when a cute blinky-eyed chick is also on da work-crew, rather than stopping to give her intervals of closed-eyed palms-on-cheeks or cooing ear-on-heart cuddlez every five minutes.
Hot hunk #1: How'd ya mange to unload all of those hay-bales and put them in da loft when yer wavy-haired horse-girl chum was doing her own chores in da barn??
Hot hunk #2: Oh, it wasn't easy at first, but after about da tenth round of tender finger-interlacings and toes-flexing soles-on-chest cradling, she said I could rub her feet afterwards, so dat wonderful incentive was enough to keep me happy till da job was done.
Hot hunk #2: Oh, it wasn't easy at first, but after about da tenth round of tender finger-interlacings and toes-flexing soles-on-chest cradling, she said I could rub her feet afterwards, so dat wonderful incentive was enough to keep me happy till da job was done.
by QuacksO August 6, 2025
Get the She said I could rub her feet afterwardsmug. by snor3 December 9, 2023
Get the Feetmug. Guy1- Look at that guy. He's so tan yet his feet could be as white as his ass.
Guy2- No way. He has vanilla feet.
Guy2- No way. He has vanilla feet.
by pigsblood January 25, 2015
Get the Vanilla feetmug. The uncontrollable desire to go exploring and see the world. Excited to start a new adventure. Eager to step outside of your comfort zone. Heading off with no exact plan of action, itinerary or destination.
“Can’t stop thinking about our upcoming trip. My antsy feet are ready to go!”
“Colleen and Vince sure have some antsy feet. They never stop moving and are always out exploring with the family.”
“I really want to relax today but my antsy feet have plans to visit a waterfall.”
“Colleen and Vince sure have some antsy feet. They never stop moving and are always out exploring with the family.”
“I really want to relax today but my antsy feet have plans to visit a waterfall.”
by Vince S. June 18, 2022
Get the Antsy Feetmug. by arrrmatey2 September 4, 2022
Get the shitted feetsmug.