Epic Win

You can achieve an Epic Win by "scoring" a.k.a hooking up with another individual, followed immediately by committing suicide.

Bobby lost his soccer game today, but he still had an Epic Win!

by BottomGee September 23, 2023

Epic Meal Time

Epic Meal Time (EMT) is a meal, usually late at night, in which the most tasty, savory, sweet and unhealthy foods are consumed.

John: Yo you know what time it is?
Dingus:2 am?
John: No, it’s Epic Meal Time you fucking faggot

by #s r = 2 letters June 6, 2018

Epic Randomness

A show created by some dumb kids that we will not show.

*insert Epic Randomness example here*

by BALLSZS January 8, 2012

Epic Fail

The stupidest most pointless word in the English language...well maybe aside from lol....if you use this word someone will hack your head off with a machette.

Girl 1: lol epic fail
Girl 2: you suck

by yourjealousofme September 26, 2011

epic gear

shit you get in video games that's better than other shit you got in video games, because it's bigger, more menacing and kills shit faster

1: Dude, I got some epic gear in the last raid!

by rodzaj July 17, 2014

Epic dallas

To stick a chicken leg up ur ass

Dallas was horny so he did a epic Dallas

by Aidsihave August 23, 2021

Epicness

basically when something happening is very nice and you want to express it very passionately

Person 1: Yo did you see that
Person 2: Yeah that was an epicness

by Joe mama is epicness October 31, 2021