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Shared Erection

When two or more male mammals get erections from the same thing.
Jim: Did you see Penny in those jeans today?
Tim: Yeah, it gave me a total boner.
Jim: I guess that makes it a shared erection.
by Dick Lodge January 28, 2011
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Relationship Goals

The perfect relationship everyone wants to have, but can't have because Davie and Alli are the only couple to be goals, and to be praised upon.
Relationship goals:
Peasant: "Lets all appreciate Alli and Davie... For they are goals AF. Also, praise Harambe." 👏😎👌👅💦💯
by DicksOutForHarambe2.28.16 September 14, 2016
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relationship

A clever bending of the words "wild sex"
lets have a relationship on that table
by tom December 15, 2003
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relationship

somthing that is good, but mostly its a bad thing. the results are heart acke and not acting normell.
my relationship was good but now i cant eat sleep think or act right. specially once she breaks up with me.
by umpa case May 28, 2006
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Sony Erection

A cell phone used by many dumb Americans. Many get them for free but some actually pay for them...STUPID AMERICANS!!!! Mainly used in the Forest.
Let go of Sony Erection

Give me my erection please

Put my erection back in my hand now!!!
by eilick baals July 9, 2006
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Relationship Goals

"They are so Relationship Goals."
"Oh you mean they are so Namjin?"
by jiminiesweep August 4, 2017
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