Dylan

A gay ass son of a bitch with a really small penis who dates a lot of girls who end up hating him. He thinks he is cool and has anger issues.

Girl: Jeez I hate Dylan he's such an asshole.

by Lakerthegreater November 14, 2016

Dylan

A big Fuck-Ass loser with an undersized penis and a habit for sex with underage girls and old men.
Usually can be found humping a hobo's trash can in an old back alley.

Person 1: GET THE F*CK OFF MY DYLAN!

Person 2: (calmly) Dylan is such a whore.

by #YOLO SWAG <3 August 28, 2013

Dylanize

To sing a given song in Bob Dylan voice, often with hilarious results

did you hear Steve Dylanize "Paranoid Android"?

by Copperbeard September 29, 2010

dylan dakin

Man with who's dick I would love to suck "trayshawn" it's so huge if only he was gay like me I would love to gobble his balls like a vacuum

Dylan Dakin

by Treyshawn November 4, 2013

Dylan

A fuckboi who trys to stick his milameter Peter in to every girl he sees. a fat ugly fuck who can't spell. Thinks he is a light skin nigga. Beats his meat daily and never had any good pussy. (I am Dylan so I know this is true)

Man Dylan is one ugly fucking cunt.

by Xgscumpthemkids October 2, 2017

dylan

Big lips and big head girls hate him and he goes to rams/Roseville Area Middle School

Dylan It mean he’s gay and sucks dicks

by Dylan the pussy November 8, 2017