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Dirtydick

verb: To have sex with more than one person without showering or washing of any sort.
John: Did you just fuck Lisa?
Ted: Sure did!
John: Didn't you fuck Kelly like an hour ago?
Ted: Yeah, so I got her with a dirtydick... No big deal
by Stampman May 24, 2009
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Dirty Cantos

The act of doing one of your friends mom in the ass and then smacking her in the face with your penis giving her a black eye, maybe even resulting in her having to get stitches.
The reason Gonzalos mom looks so bad is because i gave her a "Dirty Cantos".
by Anonymously submitted October 11, 2006
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DirtyBrian

The fact that you have the biggest and best meat in the land
I cant wait to get a dirtybrian, hes got the biggest and best in town
by Trimpiper February 25, 2020
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Dirty Laundry

The most popular fanfiction in the Voltron Legendary Defender fandom. Has a relationship between Keith and Lance with their ship name Klance. If you ever see something like this, it is most likely from this fandom/story. But there are also variations of this:

Laundry: Dirty
Hips: Don't lie
Abuelita: Here
Person 1: Have you read Dirty Laundry?
Person 2: Abuelita is coming
Person 1: I am going to assume you have
by DaniTheAlpaca September 4, 2018
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Dirty TRISTAN

A man with a massive dick that all the girls love
by Trump 2024 7474 January 29, 2020
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dirty matt

When you fuck a stinky pussì bitch then pull out and wipe your dick under her nose.
"That bitches pussy stank so I dirty matted her".
by Stewie69420 March 29, 2020
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