would you like a cookie or a medal?

something you say to someone when you dont care but you were raped in the ear by someone that told you the stupid story in the first place

JJ: Hey Aaron i just got the new mega man game
Aaron: Good for you would you like a cookie or a medal?
JJ: A medal that is shaped like a cookie

by Aaron Frattle January 18, 2008

National Cookie run day

On October 29 it’s National Cookie run day Where are you Simp for your favorite cookie run character all day

“Hey did you know that it’s national cookie run day”

“Yeah I simp for licorice cookie”

by Poke09 October 19, 2021

Chocolate Rape Cookie

The result of mixing delicious chocolate chip cookies and date-rape drugs.

Guy 1: Hey, I heard Kristen's gonna be at that party.

Guy 2: Oh yeah? Are you gonna ask her out?

Guy 1: Don't need to, I've prepared some chocolate rape cookies.

by as8906 March 30, 2009

Woof Cookie

The art of giving anal and then jaming your hog in their mouth afterwards.

Dude, last night, I gave that bitch a nice treat. Hell yeah! I gave her a Woof Cookie

by Bassman Biff September 20, 2007

chocolate chip cookie-mouth

A perverse sexual act beginning with anal intercourse. Eventually, the man ejaculates into his partner's asshole, then proceeds to suck the shitty cum out of that partner's ass. Then, with a mouth full of fecal matter and semen, the man makes out with his partner, sharing and smearing the bodily fluids in an enthusiastic fashion.

After Bobby gave Jim a chocolate chip cookie-mouth, they both had to go brush their teeth. Twice.

by DLW December 20, 2006

Double Stuffed Oreo Cookie

Two black men that fuck two white women at the same time while the white women have sex with each other two.

Jamal and William had a double stuffed oreo cookie last night. Jenna and Extasy took all 11 inches while eating each other out!

by wrong way joe March 16, 2008