caught

When someone looks SO high where everyone can tell right when they look at you

"Damn girl I'd just like to tell ya that you look so caught it's not even funny"

by Linka May 13, 2005

cauliflower ears

This is when you come up on some one from behind and vigorously create a heavy amount of friction on their ears with your hands.

Maan, he cauliflowered my ears so bad yesterday, they are still red from it.

by bakedfosho April 23, 2004

caught

Used in urban black vernacular to describe the act of receiving a jail or prison sentence.

Q: Where Marcus be at?
A: Man, you ain't heard? Nigga stole anotha' car, and caught fo' years.

Q: Whateva' happen' to Jontelle?
A: Bitch cussed at da judge an' caught six months!

by Jim Lam February 2, 2009

Caution fallin tards

a person who dresses as a criplle and falls out of trees when people walk by and start screaming for help then they take their cripple costume off slap the person and run while screaming I AM AN ANGRY PIZZA MAN!!!!!

dude i went caution falling tarding with my friend the other day...

by Urban boiyii March 6, 2005

caublasican

A member of the human species that happens to be predominantly caucasion but contains traces of black, asian and mexican heritage. They tend to be the coolest people on earth and like good music.

me: HEY you caublasican! I LOVE YOU.
caublasican: kay. I am supercool.

by uttereternity May 17, 2006

cauliflower cornhole

When a skank or hoe has contracted various STD's leaving
her anus resembling a cauliflower.

dude: And when i went down there..
dude2: yea..
dude: I saw she had a cauliflower cornhole!
dude2: wtf.. thats fucking sick.
dude: Yea, i beat that skanky hoe.
dude2: GTFO
dude: what did you say?
dude2: G-T-F-O
dude: nobody talks to me like that!
dude: *grabs crotch*
dude2: wtf?
dude: err, nvm dude, as i was saying..
dude: you goin down like a clown mofucker!
dude * caps dude2 *
dude2: ohnoes!

by Philiiiip January 4, 2009